All That Glitters Does Not Shine

After all the toy reviews I thought The Vamp was going to be a blinding trophy of a crafter's/sex toy reviewer’s dream. You see, I’m a glitter whore. Anything that blings, sings – and I must have it. There was nothing but disappointment when I realized that this was merely a slightly shimmery dildo. Bleh. I wanted its sparkle to shine so brightly that when it was being used, the neighbors would think that my vagina had just gotten engaged. But no - it’s just a dildo.

Published: November 19, 2012

Pros

+ Body-safe material
+ Nice flexibility

Cons

- Picks up lint and hair better than a Swifter.

Rating by reviewer:

extremely useful review

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Experience

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Follow-up commentary I still like it 7 months after original review

I still enjoy this dildo - however, I wouldn't purchase it from this company. It's cheaper elsewhere and as a reviewer, we are treated poorly here.

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My Vamp tags

Who / How / What
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Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
- Anyone
- Strap-on sex
Where
[ ? ]
Where / what types of places can this product be used?
- Anywhere
- Campus/roommate living
- Tub/shower/pool
Features
[ ? ]
What kind of features does this product offer?
- Travel friendly
Body / part areas
[ ? ]
What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
- All over body
General
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Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
- Dildo

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travelnurse

Thanks for th ereview!

11/19/2012
Winifred

Awesome review =]

11/19/2012
The Mother of a SiNner

great review ty

11/19/2012
Lildrummrgurl7

Thanks for te review.

11/19/2012
Beneath The Bed

Thanks for the review!

11/19/2012
sunkissedJess

Ha! I just love all the humor in your reviews! Great job on this one, I enjoyed reading it.

11/20/2012
kitty1949

Thanks for sharing, lovie.

11/20/2012
darthkitt3n

I also found myself wishing Vamp was more glittery. Great review!

11/20/2012
PropertyOfPotter

Thanks for the review! I love the coloring of it!

11/20/2012
unfulfilled

Excellent job, you had me laughing. Thanks for the pick-me-up!

11/20/2012
Kitka

Great review on the Vamp! I'm getting ready to write my review on him too but I hear you on the lack of sparkles, I was thinking it'd be more noticeable. Oh well, great photos!

11/20/2012
SneakersAndPearls

Thanks for the great review.

11/20/2012
heather-mooney

thanks!

11/20/2012
Beck

You crack me up. "Picks up lint and hair better than a Swifter." I just love you!

11/20/2012
PeaceToTheMiddleEast

That sucks it does not sparkle that much. You had me rolling with the Swifter comment. Thanks for the great review.

11/20/2012
ImaGodiva

Glitter whore, lol

11/23/2012
Sweet-n-Playful

Thanks for the review

11/26/2012