The Bound By Diamonds Thigh Harness is an inexpensive thigh harness and dildo kit that tries to looks sexy and classy while allowing you to strap a clear jelly dong to your thigh. Unfortunately, however, it simply succeeds at looking (and feeling) cheap.

The harness itself is made of a PVC pad that straps around the thigh with attached the velcro straps. The PVC pad is rimmed with some chintzy rhinestones - bound by diamonds - and is shiny and black and relatively sexy looking. The velcro that is used to strap it in place, however, is just plain velcro - there's not even any attached fabric, and its really rough and scratchy. The dildo-hole in the pad of the harness has a non-adjustable diameter of 1.75 inches. The dildo that comes with the harness is an odd shape - a small head that gives way to a body with a steadily increasing diameter. The dildo is made from TPR and is clear and colorless.

The harness is supposed to strap into place by cinching with velcro around the thigh. There are numerous problems with this. The harness does not stretch at all, so it doesn't 'grip' into the thigh and easily slides off. Being non-stretchy (almost plastic-y), the harness digs in rather unattractively when cinched tight. Add to that, the velcro is exceedingly uncomfortable unless it is placed very very carefully. The harness does not even strap onto intimate objects all that well, due to its slipperiness, and holds little redeeming value as a dildo harness.

The PVC harness can be wiped clean with water (and a bit of soap if need be) and dried well before storage. The TPR dildo can be cleaned with warm soapy water, and is somewhat porous so should be used with a condom if being shared with a friend or in between anal and vaginal use.

As I said in my original review, this set is a piece of crap - no ifs, and or buts about it. I did fiddle with it a few times and was actually able to pick off a rhinestone or two without too much effort, which indicates an even lower level of quality than I first realized. Get this inexpensive thigh harness instead.