Clearly I am an idiot.

Why, you ask? Because I was so excited to try the Liberator Ramp that I didn't read the instructions first. If I had, I would have known that the Ramp is shipped in a protective nylon carrying case. You are meant to remove the case, exposing a rich microfiber cover, BEFORE you start gettin' busy with the Ramp.

Since I didn't remove the nylon case, I wondered why the Ramp was so very very slippery. It worked just fine when I draped my body over it and had my friend penetrate me from behind. However, when I propped my bottom on the high end of the Ramp (letting my head rest on the lower end), my friend fucked me right off the ramp in about five strokes, leaving me a helpless giggling mess on the floor.

It found it hysterical. My friend--not so much.

The Ramp was designed to make certain sexual positions easier to attempt and maintain. I really enjoyed the Ramp's support while in doggie-style position. I am by no means a small woman, but the Ramp's firm foam held me up without flattening. Nor did the foam flatten when my bottom was up and my friend was performing oral on me. This is quite impressive, to my mind.

My friend was more than impressed. After one particularly vigorous (but well-supported) round, he proclaimed, "Where has this product been all my life?" I had to wonder the very same thing.

The Ramp ships in a large (but very discreet) brown box, inside of which you'll find the padded Ramp and an instruction book that looks like it could be the manual for a digital camera. It's chock-full of sexy but non-explicit pictures demonstrating how the Ramp and other Liberator products can be put to use.

Now this is not a toy that can be hidden away in a drawer or stashed in a small locked bag. You'll have to plan on standing it up in your closet, which will take two or three square feet of floor real estate.

It could possibly be slid under a bed that's raised high off the floor...but the closet is probably your best option.

I suggest that you get naked, take the Ramp out of its nylon case (don't skip this step!), randomly choose a position from the instruction manual, and then fuck your partner silly. You will almost certainly have fun.