I'm always on the lookout for things to turn up the heat in the bedroom. I usually don't rely on condoms to do the enhancing but, when I was told about these particular condoms, I was very intrigued.

They sounded so new and different than any other condom on the market. I was beaming with excitement and anticipation to try them. As I strolled down the condom aisle, I noticed a bright, neon green box. On that very same blindingly green box spelled out the words "Twisted Pleasure". I looked at the box in awe. Just the color of the box itself, made me even MORE anxious. "Bright green box and they're twisted?! How could this get any better?!" I thought to myself. Little did I know the absolute horror that awaited me.

After my boyfriend and I went home, we simply could not resist waiting any longer. We started going at each other like mad! Kissing each other passionately and clawing at each other as if we were animals! Dirty talk, spanking, hair pulling you name it, we were doing it! It was the best foreplay we had ever experienced.

Now, both of our bodies writhing with passion, it was time to put the icing on the cake. He tore open the box, ripped off a condom, and started to put it on. It went like normal but, it looked so inviting. I hopped on top with great expectations... only to find out... it burned!!

The condom was not NEARLY lubricated enough and the twisted ends burned and pinched the both of us! I couldn't get off of him fast enough. What a mood killer! Even though, we were both in some pain, we decided to keep trying anyway.

This time we added some lube and try to carry on as normal. But, after only a few minutes, the burning sensation was back! I was in disbelief! Now, not only had we wasted money, we wasted perfectly good sex! I was so disappointed. When I awoke the next day, I was STILL experiencing some pain. In my opinion, I'd caution anyone to stay away from these condoms... unless, of course, you're a sucker for pain!