This is what could be described as a 12-condom goody bag from the infamous Trojan condom company. Manufactured by Church and Dwight, these condoms are probably the most well-known condoms in existence around the globe. But being well known doesn't necessarily mean that they're the best, because in this reviewer's mind, Trojan condoms are a condom to stay away from. They're unreliable, fit strangely, and are known to cause irritation in even the least sensitive people.

The condoms included in this pack are Twisted, Sensations, Intense, and everyone's favorite (ahahahahahaha) Fire and Ice. First, twisted. I guess these are supposed to be textured and resemble using a lovely textured life-like dildo, but they just fail to miss the point. They instead feel like a crumpled up garbage bag (not unlike Trojan's Ecstasy condoms). And what that means is a bad fit, which means that these just aren't doing their job. What about Sensations? Well, they say that they're ribbed too...and kind of seem exactly like Twisted ones, except they're a little different in color and design, though not much. So yea, those are a total flop, too. Next on our list is "Intense". This could either be really good, or really bad. You guess which. Trojan says these Intense condoms feature 'deep ribs along the condom & Ultrasmooth Premium Lubricant for comfort and sensitivity.' So, basically, the same as the OTHER ones except this time they've thrown in some fancy lube. Booooooo! And that brings us to the infamous Fire and Ice condoms. Some people love them, some hate them. I don't think I need to tell you where I stand on them, I've reviewed them before, even- but I'll tell you anyway. I hate them. I think they're the worst idea in the world, and here's why: if someone wants to use a crazy lube, they should invest in a really nice lube. Stuff like this tends to use cheap lubes that can really damage your goods rather than make them feel good, so they should really stick to making the condoms safe to use, not so that you don't want to use them. People don't wanna use condoms enough already, if you ask me!

If you're still for some reason interested in this Pandora's Box of Condoms, here's what you'll get- 4 Twisted, 4 Sensations, 2 Intense, and 2 Fire and Ice. 12 horrible condoms for the cheapo price of $17! (Laughs my way off stage)

I hate these condoms and I wouldn't recommend them to anyone. However, any protection is better than no protection, so if these are the only kind the gas station has, well, sorry for your luck.