It’s always great when one can head to a warehouse store and return home with a box of condoms|Condoms so big that it will probably outlast a global apocalypse. And while it’s fun to buy prophylactics in military subcontractor quantities, one can unfortunately land themselves with a bunch of latex semen collectors that turn a perfectly tasty penis into a clinically-scented dick-sickle.

Enter the Trojan-ENZ Condom|Trojan-enz spermicidal lubricant. For all intents and purposes, this is a great condom choice. It’s from Trojan, which has been a trusted brand of protection for many a decade, and it functions well in all of the utilitarian aspects one would expect and demand from this kind of product. As opposed to a plain, ordinary condom, however, these daddies are lubricated with Nonoxynol-9, which is a spermicidal agent that turns a regular, old-fashioned jizz-catcher into a sinister sperm death trap. This is a great feature, and the one that snagged me into buying a carton of them, since it provides an extra layer of protection from pregnancy. (Please note that Nonoxynol-9 ONLY KILLS SPERM, not sexually transmitted infections.) The Trojan-ENZs are made of latex, ribbed, and have a reservoir tip for more effective protection and a reduced chance of breakage.

Unfortunately, though, while these condoms are highly functional, they’re not fun to use. For one thing, the superbly effective Nonoxynol-9 tastes nightmarish. It’s most certainly not a condom to use for oral protection, but it also will transfer its nasty flavorfulness to the happy cock’s partner, be it vagina or ass. So what does that mean, exactly? This condom eliminates the possibility of switching back and forth from intercourse to oral play, or any kind of pleasant post penetration after-play activities. Honestly, the flavor and overwhelming scent of these condoms is that off-putting.

These Trojans are also rated by the manufacturer as providing “regular” sensitivity. This is seconded by my partner, and he feels that these thicker condoms don’t provide the sensation possibilities of a thinner, more sensitivity-oriented model. And, it should be noted that this might just be a good thing for many, especially if you’re wanting to make your sex sessions last a little longer. However, if you want a condom to provide a barely-there feeling, these probably aren’t the covers for you.

So, it’s up to you, and what you’re looking for in your protection. If you’re looking for excellent utilitarian functionality and spermicidal qualities, look no further. If you’re looking for a love glove to be as inconspicuous and disinhibitive as possible, I would passionately advise you to look elsewhere.