As a huge fan of oral sex, I feel like starting a quest - a quest to find the best flavoured condoms to make our sessions even better! Unfortunately, these didn't even make the first cut. I tried the mint, strawberry, chocolate, banana, and grape flavours but the taste wore off after only two licks of the shaft. What was left over was the typical latex taste of a regular condom along with a horrible after-taste that can only be described as chemical. Of all of the flavours I tried, the grape was surprisingly my favourite (despite how short a time it lasted). It reminded me of grape nerds, which is one of the few grape items I like to eat. Strawberry was quite nice (like other strawberry condoms I've tried) but the rest were rather foul. Mint didn't taste like much but reminded me of being at the dentist, chocolate reminded me of chocolate mints from a bad restaurant, and banana was something along the lines of vanilla-caramel-coffee. I kid you not.

I prefer not to use flavoured condoms for intercourse, but I expect these would hold up well. They were quite a bit thicker than most condoms M and I use on a regular basis though, and he complained that he couldn't feel much sensation from my mouth through the latex. We also found that they were a bit baggy on him - reminiscent of Trojan condoms which we also had to discontinue using due to the bagginess.

In the end, I really wouldn't suggest these. The flavour doesn't last long enough, the after-taste reminds me of chemical waste, and for M they just didn't fit properly. The thickness might provide enough protection for intercourse but if your man prefers high sensitivity with condom use these probably won't work well for you.

If you do decide to pick up some of these Trustex condoms, make sure to follow some good directions for putting them on (you can find some here) and never use them after the expiration date. It's also a good idea to know or check if you are sensitive to the flavoured lube used on these condoms. One idea is to swipe a finger across the lubricated area and then gently swipe it across your genital area. Leave it overnight if you can to see if you have a reaction. If not, proceed!

Testing these out with M was an interesting experience for both of us. I was hoping to try out all of the flavours on him over the course of a week, but about two minutes into our first session he burst out laughing and told me he couldn't feel a damn thing. We scrapped the condoms and finished our oral pleasures bearfack (luckily both of us are STD free and monogamous). I actually ended up testing the rest of my flavours on my Ella, and that was much less fun for both of us :(

I still have a few of these sitting around and I haven't touched them. I'm not sure whether to give them to someone, throw them out, or hold onto them for another art project. I really abhor these condoms with every fibre of my being.