A twisted sense of humor

I really think this condom was only made for certain people. It seems that the general populace either loves it or hates it. Either you get bunching and pinching, or you get mind-blowing sensations. I personally wouldn't recommend it, but what doesn't work for one couple may work great for someone else.
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Pros
Novelty appearance
Cons
Everything else about this condom was a con to us.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
Whoever came up with these must have had a twisted sense of humor in thinking that they would be at all pleasurable. They were more like a torture device. Perusing the condom aisle, the bright green box jumped out, just screaming for me to take it home and take it for a spin. Looking at the box, they didn't look to pleasant, but I figured 'what the hell', it doesn't hurt to try something new. And like always, I gave in to my impulse to try the latest and greatest thing on the market.

There weren't instructions on the box, so we went based on the pictures. With (what I would consider) novelty hype products like this, I honestly feel there should be instructions or something to tell you how to properly "install" it so that you get the best out of it. Most condoms you squeeze the tip because you don't want air in them, as it makes them prone to breakage. Based on the pictures you would think there was going to be some air in there in order for them to hold the shape of the tip. Either that or if there's no trapped air, the twisted tip is pointless because it will be flattened out around the head to where it doesn't cause any extra sensations.

My husband proceeded to put it on like any other condom; hold the tip to keep air out of it, slide it down, and squeeze out any excess air. We put on a little lube, I hopped on top, and we got started. Insertion was not smooth at all. We normally have to go slow anyway, but this was terrible. It was uncomfortable on my end, and he said he could feel the portion around his head sliding around too much. We figured maybe it would work itself out once we got past the insertion, and moved on to the real action. It didn't. We had heard so many good things, although it was just released when we picked them up, that we were disappointed.

The back & forth movement left the condom pinching us both, and it was not pleasant. I kept trying to ignore it, but eventually I had to stop. It was pinching too much, too painful. I wasn't the only one who was glad we called it quits either. My husband said he was having the same issue with it sliding around to the point where it was pinching him. It ruined our night because the spots that got pinched were sore enough that they weren't going away anytime soon. It was the second worse experience we've ever had with a condom. Usually, with most condoms, we'll have differing opinions; one will like it, the other won't, or we'll both like it for different reasons. This was the first time we both outright disliked a condom. Maybe it just didn't work with our anatomy, because there seems to be mixed opinions out there. For every person who has reported a bad experience like us, there has been a person who thought it was the best condom in the world.

For additional info, these condoms have a thickness of 0.0027, a length of 7.8", and a width of 1.75".
Experience
Our experience left us at the point where we were so dissatisfied that we complained to Trojan twisted pleasure|Trojan twisted pleasure 12 pack. Not only had we spent money on a 12pk (because they didn't sell a smaller pack) and couldn't use the other 11, but we were also left with a few days of soreness. We explained our situation to them, what happened, our opinions of the product, and our favorite condom from them that we would go back to using. They ended up sending us an apology with some coupons for discounts on their products, and one coupon for a free box of our favorite condoms from them.
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  • Contributor: Cock Wrangler
    Wow. At least they followed through like that.
    I can't help but think of Tantus toys when I see this condom, specifically the Goddess and Swirl.
  • Contributor: Epiphora
    Man, and it looks so good! I'm glad Trojan gave you free stuff.
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Great review!
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