Have you ever tried to tickle your pickle but found it hiding away from you? Do you have a miniature clitoris that's hard for your partner to get at? Are you nipples super sensitive but need a little extra energy boost?

If your erogenous zones act anything like this kitty, you need these mini nipple suckers...



For those of you looking for inexpensive, simple alternatives to clitoral/breast pumps, look no further. California Exotics has created these simple yet effective mini nipple suckers.

A mere 1" x 7/8", these suckers are mini indeed. Perfect for traveling and discreet as they can be, nobody would ever suspect their use.

The PVC material used here is smooth in texture and cleans up easily with soap and water. It can even be wrapped in a cloth and boiled to kill any remaining bacteria, should you worry about such. Waterproof for bathtime fun, your rubber ducky will be so jealous!

For the curious, the light breastplay lovers, and those who'd like to see what their clit looks like all puffed up, these nipple suckers may do the trick. Those into serious breastplay or veterans to pain may want to pass these mild suction-makers up.

PVC, or polyvinyl chloride, is durable plastic that can be finished in a wide variety of manners to make it more flexible or firm, depending on what chemicals are used to complete its creation.

The pink or purple PVC used in these suckers is incredibly smooth in finish, with a satiny sheen that has zero drag to it. The toys are poured in a way that they come out seamless, so there are no irritating, hard edges to worry about during use.

The suckers are quite flexible, but not soo much so that they can't hold their own. They'll stand erect until you're ready to place them on the skin and squeeze the bulbous head. The head flexes and is squeezed fairly easily, requiring only a moderate amount of pressure to bend and depress the bulb.

The PVC used here has no smell or taste to reckon with whatsoever, which is great. Plastic doesn't smell very sexy!

The suckers next to a computer mouse, for scale

Even someone with 3/4" x 1/2" nips like me can fit into these things. It's a bit of a squeeze, but my oversized nips can handle these mini suckers without a problem. People with clits of all sizes or even clicks and dicklets shouldn't have a problem. If the zone to be stimulated is under 1" x 1", you'll be able to use these without a problem.

During use, these aren't painful a bit. Even when taken off, they don't hurt. Removing them isn't painful, and the after-effect is not painful erogenous zones, just blood-engorged ones.

The pressure created during suction is pretty slight. On an area such as the arm, which I used during testing and photo-taking for review-writing, the bulbs are really easy to knock off. They seem too weak. But on my hard nipples or on my clit, I can even wear a bra or panties over these and move around a bit without worrying about them falling off.

An occasional full squeeze of the bulb is needed to maintain suction when in use for extended periods of time.

Even with extended use, this creates next to no marks on the skin

To use, simply place the bulb on the area of skin you want to stimulate, assure that its base is flat against the skin surface, and squeeze the tip until the desired suction effect is achieved. It's best to start with only slightly indenting the bulb on either side, then repeating for increased suction. This cautious approach will ensure that you don't hurt yourself. It's unlikely to do so with these simple, gentle bulbs, but better safe than sorry!

Squeezing the bulb completely until the sides touch inside will result in the fullest suction. Squeezing it more times will not create a deeper suction - these don't create a very strong suction, but rather a mild to moderate one.

My nips are nerve-damaged from being pierced years ago and stay semi-hard. For this reason it was a bit difficult to place the mini suckers on - I had to be careful to squeeze at the very tip of the bulb to create suction. Squeezing in the middle created painful pressure on my semi-hard nips, and I wasn't into it. It also obstructed the bulb from creating as strong of a suction as it could. So to squeezing the tip it was.

Upon removing the bulbs, I found my nipples to be fully erect, hard as a cock, and more sensitive. No more sensitive than when they're erect from natural arousal, granted, but still, erect.

My clit likes to hide sometimes and experienced the same effect: she woke right up after squeezing the bulb fully on her hidey-hole and waiting a few minutes.

Upon removing the bulb, a light ring of redness is seen, but it fades within minutes. Even if you bruise easily, I have a hard time imagining this leaving a mark of any sort.

Washing these off with soap and water or dousing in antibacterial hand sanitizer will help immensely. If you're still worried about germs, you can always wrap this securely in a washcloth and throw in the dishwasher on the top rack, or place in boiling water for ten minutes. Be sure to use the cloth though! PVC will melt if it touches a really hot metal surface. We really don't want melty nipple suckers.

Store this in the package it came in, loose with your other toys, or in a small pouch. The firm, smooth PVC used here doesn't attract lint like most toys do, so there's no risk of dust-bunnies collecting if left unprotected.

I recommend at least using antibacterial hand sanitizer if not boiling these as well when sharing with a partner - if you're using them on the genitals. Bacteria can be transferred from one partner to the other, and if you're not fluid-bonded, you or your partner may end up with an infection.

The packaging was minimal, and not discreet whatsoever. The product and its sexually-implicit name can be seen. At least it's recyclable!

No instructions for use or care are listed, just a website where a warranty may be obtained.

The plastic package can be reused as a container for these little guys, and will certainly keep any dirt or dust away from them when not in use. The container snaps together securely and features slots custom made to hold your nipple suckers.

This toy can be registered and a warranty obtained by heading over to Vibetronics.com. That's pretty sweet!