Tickle Me, Blind Me, Massage Me - Dominate Me

Today I am going to explain the Fetish Fantasy Honeymoon Bondage Kit by Pipedream. This kit or set includes 6 items as follows:

2 candles
1 mini massager with 4 interchangeable heads
1 blind fold/mask
1 tickler
3 tubes of liquids - Toy Cleaner, Liquid Love (green apple flavor) and Moist Personal Lubricant.
4 cuffs with tethers (2 hand cuffs and 2 ankle cuffs)










With this kit the only thing you would possibly need a condom for is the mini massager. You can't really insert it, but I used it to massage my man's anal area and he used it vice versa for my womanly parts. Of course we use condoms for all of our toys so we applied a condom on top of the mini massager AFTER we put on each interchangeable head. Yes this may be a hassle for some but it is the safest method to use the mini massager from the kit if you are using it with several others for the areas mentioned.

My man and I use the massager for vaginal (external) and anal (external also) use. You can also use the tickler though it's not so good for the nether regions. We mostly used the tickler for the back or a soft sensation to get the mood started. All the products in this kit are male and female friendly as well. Though, please keep the toy cleaner just for the toys.

I'd have to say that the mini massager is not good for stimulation of either the male or female erogenous spots. As said before you can't actually insert the mini massager. I mean you can, but I wouldn't, just some friendly advice.

If you're worried about the experience you need for this kit, I'd have to say it's more for beginners. There's the simple velvet cuffs and almost grainy in texture straps, the simplest feather tickler I've seen and the 2 most basic candles. Even the mask is thin and flimsy with an easy to tear strap that's supposed to keep it on your head. The mini massager is pretty good, though cheaply made and has simple plastic components.

This kit can also be incorporated into sex with a partner (obviously, since it's made for that) but a lot of the items can be used for solo sessions or even a small group.

The material of this toy includes plastic (the mini massager, handle of the feather tickler, interchangeable heads for the mini massager and the tubes that hold the lubes) and satin smooth though plastic like material (the mask). As for side materials, there's the feathers for the feather tickler's head part, the wax for the candles and the nylon webbing for the straps and Velcro for the cuffs.

The Fetish Fantasy Honeymoon Bondage Kit is rated an 8 on the 1 to 10 scale of safety.

You can use oil, water or silicone based lubes for this kit's mini massager (which there is some water based lube, head lube, and toy cleaner included).

There isn't any odor that comes with the kit which is a plus for all your sensitive noses out there.

Currently, this FFHB kit only comes in white, but there is an almost similar kit (without the cuffs and straps but with a better mask and etc) in black if you don't like the color white.

The feel of the items within the kit goes as such:

The mask: This item is smooth but very plastic feeling.

The feather tickler: The feathers of course are soft while the handle is hard but very thin and cheap, so easily breakable.

The candles: Very smooth though the ones I got were chipped in places.

The cuffs and straps: Kind of smooth but plenty of drag if you run your fingers over them and an almost grainy feeling.

The lube tubes: Smooth, of course, but not very important since they're only one use tubes.

The mini massager: Also smooth, though the interchangeable heads have the roughness of the bumps and different patterns they have (which is great for massaging).

There are no insert-able items, so no drag, though the cuffs and straps have a bit of drag when handling them.

Moving onto the size of each item:

The mask is approximately 6 inches across and 4 inches in height. The mini massager measures about 4 to 4 and half inches while its interchangeable heads measure only about an inch. The candles are each 5 inches long without wick extended and almost 6 inches with wicks extended. The feather tickler is between 7 and 8 inches long, handle and all, while the tubes of lube each measure between 2 and 3 inches long. Finally, each cuff measures about 4 to 5 inches in length while each strap connected to the cuffs are approximately 30 inches long.

Other helpful information for you fellow readers are as follows:

The cuffs that are included fit my wrists fine, though too much tugging will chafe you as it did my wrists. These cuffs can withstand a moderate amount of tugging, but not too much. With a good yank you can easily rip the cuffs off and possibly damage them. My wrists are slightly tiny, but there is enough of the cuff to fit medium sized wrists on a female or male. I honestly don't think the cuffs will last very long. Maybe half a dozen to a dozen sessions of decent use will probably finish them off in my honest opinion.

The feather tickler looks like a chop stick of sorts. Long and thin with a glued on head that has feathers. So, pretty cheaply made and if you accidentally sit on it, more than likely it'll break though it does provide a decent sensation when using it on someone.

The tubes with the head lube, regular lube and toy cleaner look like super glue bottles. They even have the twist off/cut off tip with a pair scissors design going on. The tubes are clean, see through plastic with the names printed in bold type on the front of each tube. Examples: the one that contains toy cleaner has Toy Cleaner properly typed in blue bold lettering. The head lube has it's title in a bold green typeface saying, "Green Apple" and etc.

The mini massager itself looks like one of those thick car window paint pens you can get at the dollar store, but bulkier and shorter. Instead of decorating your car you can have a relaxing massage. It's also a dull, off-white in color, like the dingy walls of an asylum.

The mask is very smooth but cheap. If you decide to tug it off or your partner rips it from your face in the moment, it'll more than likely snap. It is of course, in the shape of usual masks or goggles really.

Now for the candles; they're basic as said before. Typical small candles in an off-white color to help "set the mood". They burn somewhat slowly but slightly messy. Make sure (if you're not using them in your sex session) to have it in a cup or holder to catch the dripping wax. Wax left to dry too long is difficult to get off any surface.

The mini massager has no buttons. Instead it has a twist bottom to open, turn off and turn on the toy. There is only one function or vibration pattern and there is one obvious seam though this will not bother you.

There's one speed and one pattern to the mini massager; nothing too exciting.

I'd have to say that the mini massager doesn't really have a lock for travel but to turn it on you need a little bit of hand power just to pop open the cartridge to replace batteries let alone turn it on.

The mini massager, which is the only item that can make noise out of the Fetish Fantasy Honeymoon Bondage Kit, would be given a 1 on bees. SO this makes the massager good for behind closed doors or in dorm use. No hassle or concern is needed about if someone can hear it or not.

The mini massager uses batteries and they need to be double AA. 2 batteries are needed of this kind and yes, if you have rechargeable batteries they work in the mini massager as well. Actually rechargeable batteries make the the mini massager go into over drive, buzz a little louder and make the vibrations a lot stronger.



The cuffs weren't very strong in holding me tied to the bed or my partner. A quick jerk and I could easily get loose though the tethers had a decent bit of length to help tie my hands and ankles or spread me a good distance apart. The tethers also weren't very good other than length.

The candles were nice; when lit they burned some what slowly (though made a small mess) and the wax itself wasn't too hot when poured on the skin (if you're into that sort of thing). They even gave a good amount of light when the lamps were turned off.

The feather tickler did its job hands down even if it's flimsy and cheaply made. The feathers were soft and there was no problem with the feathers falling off at any time. This item wasn't disappointing at all.

As for the lubes (toy cleaner, head lube and basic lube) they were good. The head lube in green apple tasted great and lasted a while with no nasty after taste. The basic lube was slick, though a bit runny like most water based lubes and lasted longer than expected. Finally, the toy cleaner did exactly what was expected though it smelled strong and noxious to me.

Lastly, the mask held up in the first two sessions though I noticed a tear at the band that goes around your head to keep it in place on the right side. Again, cheaply made and I doubt it will last any longer.

This Mini Massager is so not water proof, make sure you understand that part.

The mini massager, as well as the rest of the items that are included in the Fetish Fantasy Honeymoon Bondage Kit are all BED USE ONLY! No wetting the products. The lubes, except for the toy cleaner, wash off too easily while the feathers become tacky, the mini massager shorts out and the cuff/straps become damp.

The following ways are how you clean the items that can be cleaned. Who ever does not listen to the following with this kit, that's a no no. You will not get any cookies for not following directions and will be swatted with a rolled up newspaper. Don't tempt me. I'll do it.

The cuffs are satin: This means they do not deal well with hot temperatures, so:

No BOILING
NO SOAKING
No BLEACHING

To clean, wash in tepid water and allow drying in an airy place.

The mask and mini massager are plastic: This means you can soak the mask, but not for too long. The mini massager, don't even soak it. Hand clean and dry it. You can easily clean with antibacterial soap and hot water or by wiping down with isopropyl alcohol.

IMPORTANT: To correct myself, the mask is like a satin plastic. It's very smooth like satin would be, but according to the box, it's made of a smooth plastic. Sorry for any confusion!

If you have to clean the tethers, which I don't see why you'd have to, wipe down gently with tepid water and let dry completely.

I would definitely not boil or dish wash any of the items.

As said previously, BLEACH SHOULD NOT BE INVOLVED IN CLEANING ANY OF THE FFHB KIT'S ITEMS!

There are also no storage pouches that come with this kit, but you could use the somewhat small box to store it in...Though it's not discreet at all so don't leave it out anywhere.

The box (which I still have, so yay me) is about 1 foot in height and 6 inches in width. It's not discreet at all with the pictures on the front and back of the box and there were also no instructions or manuals within the shipping box or the actual box of the kit itself. The box is mostly white with FETISH in big, bold light purple letters and Fantasy Series in dark purple and also bold, but tinier and italicized print beneath Fantasy. Finally, you have Honeymoon Bondage Kit in the same dark purple and tiny bold print as Fantasy Series at the body with Pipedream in a dark-ish grey. There's also a list of what's inside the kit's box towards the left side of it next to the picture of the woman who is blinded and bound.

The package can indeed be used for storage but it is in no way discreet and should definitely be wrapped before being gifted.

There is no warranty included with this kit as well. It was cheaply made anyway so I wouldn't have expected it.

Other than to say that the Fetish Fantasy Honeymoon Bondage kit is cheaply made again, there's not much to say. You could definitely invest in a better quality kit than this one or at least buy everything separately. Yes that might be a little more expensive but you wouldn't be disappointed at least.

I personally don't have bed posts so the straps were useless to us until we installed a sturdy hook into my bedroom ceiling to use things like these but even then the straps and cuffs were disappointing. The mini massager even though it has one speed and pattern was great. We had a blast with that little bugger while we used it everywhere you could externally.

The mask and candles were basic but did the job, so not too disappointed in that area. As for the feather tickler and lubes, they worked great. Did their jobs in arousing and pleasing the senses as well as making the sessions slicker for anal or vaginal penetration. The green apple head lube tasted amazing though not as much as my Good Head Lube.