This paddle makes an impression!

This paddle is a fun, powerful toy to experiment and play with. While you really have to put a lot of force behind your swing to get the "slut" to show up (which I don't recommend), it is a stylish novelty toy that I don't regret getting. It packs a punch and makes spanking almost effortless.
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Pros
Good sting (if used properly), stylish, easy to take care of
Cons
Bad sting (if used improperly), hard to store, doesn't actually imprint "slut" on skin
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This paddle is a fun toy that packs a wallop. If you love pain or love dealing pain, this paddle will take your kink to the next level. The sting from using this paddle is no joke. The split leather flaps really crack on impact. Whether you love humiliating or being humiliated, imprinting "Slut" on someone's bum is a sure fire way to make playtime a fun and memorable experience.

Because of how harsh the sting from this paddle is, I wouldn't recommend it for beginners, who are prone to dealing heavy damage to partners due to inexperience. Someone who knows the ups and downs of paddling or being paddled would have a better time gauging how to swing this thing. Definitely do not spank areas other than butt or maybe the back of the thighs with this.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Heavy play
    • Spanking
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom
    • Play party
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Buttocks

Design / Craftsmanship / Size / Material / Features

The design's most prominent feature is definitely the impression cut-out, which spells out "slut" across your bottom. On the paddle, the cut-out is mirrored so that it is imprinted on your bottom the right way. Even if you don't want to use the cut-out side, you can flip it over and use the other side. Functionally, the paddle is split down the center into two leather flaps (about 5'' x 2''), which make the smack more intense. The leather is crisp and stiff, with a bumpy textured finish. To make the paddle more stylish and decorative, a red slip is placed between the two leather flaps, so feel free to hang this paddle on your wall as a decoration when not in use from the cord at the end. The handle is firm and allows better control over your swing. The leather seems to be durable enough to withstand extensive use, but I do worry about the papery little red slip in between the paddle flaps. I'm afraid to tug it too hard for fear of it ripping.
    • Leather
    • Stylish

Performance

While the paddle is intense, getting "slut" to actually show up takes a lot of force. This can be a little intimidating, even for me. Perhaps it's best to use this paddle as a novelty or decoration, unless you just really like the way it stings.
If you just use it purely as a paddle, it makes spanking almost effortless because the paddle tends to do all the work. The leather flaps slap together and intensify the impact.
    • Intense
    • Might leave marks
    • Stingy

Care and Maintenance

Leather in general is low maintenance, but in this case you might want to be careful about how you store this paddle. The leather is prone to creasing and bending. I would store it on a flat surface or hang it up to prevent wear and tear. If you need to clean it for whatever reason, I would wipe it off with a wet wipe or a little leather cleaner (one without toxic chemicals).
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

Funny story time: This paddle comes with the barest of minimums in regard to discreetness of packaging. It's just covered with a thin layer of plastic and has a printed label attached to the strap at the end. When the mail man came to deliver my box of goodies, one end wasn't sealed. As he turned it over a little, the paddle came falling out while I was standing right there. He quickly tried to push it back in the box, but I know he saw the word "slut" on the paddle. I was mortified. I laugh about it for sure, but it was definitely an embarrassing situation.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
I've continued using this paddle, and to be honest, after practicing with proper warm up and use, it's one of my favorites. I still can't get the word "SLUT" to appear without excessive force, but beyond that novelty, it's a good paddle. It has held up to use without taking any damage, virtually.
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    Thanks for sharing.
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    Good review. Thanks for sharing.
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    Good review. I hadn't thought of how difficult it would be to get the word to show. Nice funny story, too!
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