When I received my new toy, the black neoprene Sex Sling, I was ready to try it out. I sat down on the couch and opened the package. It said “Instruction booklet included,” which I took to be a picture booklet with any different positions that could be used in the sling or ways to enhance its use. Immediately, I was disappointed because the booklet was little more than a tiny pamphlet saying what the sex sling did for you during sex, like deeper penetration and g-spot stimulation. However, I plowed on, not letting my initial disappointment sway me, and hoping that it lived up to these expectations.

The sling is little more than a long adjustable strap with two leg cuffs and one neck cushion. It is very long, so I can imagine it would work with any Amazon trying to use it. If, however, you are on the short side like me, it will still fit you just fine by pulling the ends of the strap. My suggestion would be to put one leg cuff on, bring it around your neck, put the other leg cuff on, and then tighten the straps. Trust me; doing this in any other order will just cause giggles and bruising. I’m sure I would have been quite amusing to watch as I put the cuffs on, slipped the neck cushion over my head, and proceeded to pull my legs up off the floor.

The neoprene used for the cuffs and neck cushion is quite comfortable. The cuffs attach using Velcro, which would be able to adjust to any width of ankle. The adjustable straps allow you to change the angle of your legs without stopping during sex.

One thing I would change would be to add a bit more padding to the neck cushion. Another downside is the limited ability to move your body while in the sling. When my husband and I were trying this out, I was on the edge of the bed, and he was standing up; but I hadn’t quite gotten close enough to the edge. I tried to make a minor adjustment and just about pulled a neck muscle.

One amusing point to the Sex Sling is when you are in the middle of sex and your man is pounding the stew out of you, your whole body rocks because your legs are making your head bob up and down. I was laughing so hard I lost my concentration at least once.

My concentration came back when my husband found that magic g-spot. Oh my! He penetrated me deeper and harder than he ever has, and before I knew it, we had simultaneous orgasms. This toy has earned its place of honor in my book.