My eagerly-awaited box from Eden came in the mail a day early (yay!), and I couldn't get at it immediately. No problem! I waited until that night after I was off work and had a few hours to myself. I opened my box in a voice chat with friends, and they got a first-hand view of my impressions. There was a cute dildo, a free rabbit vibe, lube, and two boxes from ePlay.

Skipping the rest, the first ePlay box had the controller, and the second had these funky things.

Each sucker came in a little plastic bag held on by the conductive black rings. Easy to remove, but it made me assume the rings (which were deformed and uneven) were just part of the packaging, so I plugged the pins into the little holes at the handles of the suckers—the things you turn to make your flesh go VWOOP up into the cup.

The suction parts worked well, but trying it on my arm, even with a little lube, nothing happened! I was distraught. I tried a few other things, including the pads, but everything else worked.

Then, and only then, when I was on the boundary of despair, did I notice...

The ugly black things had little holes. I tested the black circles with a little lube on my arm and turned on the controller and zap!

It worked.

Quickly and while still giggling giddily, I cleaned up, and as I wiped the lube gently from the black rings, my towel rubbed some black off, and my friends and I weren't too pleased by that, but I decided that it wasn't going to touch any mucus membranes, and I was planning to clean myself up post-use anyway, so it should be fine.

My first true use was solo play. As a woman, it's always a big drag to masturbate while on my period, but I was feeling a mighty need, and my new toys just arrived that day. I lied to myself and told myself I was just going to use it out of curiosity, maybe do some jigsaw puzzles and enjoy a nice chest 'massage'.

Guess what didn't happen? Any puzzles.

The nipple suckers hurt a little at first because I wanted to get them on with enough suction they wouldn't come off—the black rings were not helpful for the suction because they were malformed, but it was so fascinating to watch my nipples get pulled up into the clear tube that I didn't care about such minor discomfort (my fault, not the toy's at all).

They felt a little heavy, and as I discovered during use, they can lose suction if jostled too much. They were also a bit clumsy due to their size. It felt a little embarrassing, but I found it an enjoyable sort of embarrassing and decided to go with it by turning off the lights and setting the controller (sold separately) to random.

I started on a low level, as per the warning on the box, and slowly inched it up. The wide range gave a nice boost that I could feel, and it opened a whole new world of fantasizing.

That was the only toy I used, and the O-power was shocking, impressive, and left me breathless with laughter when I realized that yes, that was an orgasm that just hit me like a speeding truck.

All in all, a great experience with fast and easy clean up.

After more time with this toy, I ended up buying more of the eplay set, but that's getting ahead of myself!

As I've used these nice zappy suckers, I've found that they continue to work well. A little lube on the black bits works wonders, and the black doesn't come off on my skin at all. It seems the residue could have been avoided entirely with a pre-use wash! That was my bad.

Finally, a warning: you can bruise your nipples with the suction. Use care.

I'm using this section to describe the shocks instead, as this toy does not vibrate. However, it does have multiple powerful stimulation modes, including a randomizer mode, and it goes from feeling like a light tap to feeling like it's pulling along your flesh just beneath the surface. The shocks pair up nicely with the suction heads to give the sensation of having someone sucking powerfully on the nipples in time with the pulses.

If you love the feeling of fantasizing about losing control of what's done to your body, one great tip would be to block out your vision: blindfolds are great!

Definitely do not try this with clothes on, though. This will make you squirm, and when you do, your clothes might break suction or pull things in uncomfortable ways!