Oh Bad Kitty... Why did they discontinue you? You were so popular. And your friend Bitch was the collar I was going to buy next. I love you. You are so attractive with my gothic outfits, with my dominatrix outfits even. I really love you. You are so comfortable and easy to snap on and off. You dont leave icky dirt residue on my neck and I've even thrown you in the washing machine. After all these years you are still alive and well and comfortable to wear. You are lovely and you are wonderful.

You were so expensive! $22.00! Maybe that is your fault. Still I write this tribute to you in hopes that others will understand how wonderful of a costume prop you are. You never smelled bad, tasted bad (why would one lick a collar though?) or hurt my ears (like I could hear a collar.). You never said no or fought back or complained. You are always there when I need you. You complete my goth attire. You are a perfect submissive's accessory or dominatrix's accessory.

I wish you had the ability to put a leash on you, but it's okay that you are a bit disabled in that regard. I can't put a tag on you either but that's okay. You are more like a choker than a collar. Because you are leather, however, you're considered a collar. Despite these flaws, I love you still and always will. And I just wrote you a poem. Yes, that sentence I just said was a poem. There. I have been made famous.

I cannot stress enough how sexy you make me feel when I wear you. When he grabs me by you, I feel dominated and wanted. I feel hot and sexy. I feel like I'm about to cum. You make me hot. You are part of the reason why our sex is so hot. Did I tell you that I love you? Oh how I wish they would bring you and your friend the Bitch back. Even your friend the Slave. I wish I wish I wish!

I still love this collar. It's adorable. I wish I could get it on easier, but it's super cute and I love wearing it with my goth outfits. It's not too outrageous and doesnt scare my grandma too much, but she does question it. LOL!