Make My Cage English If You Don’t Mind

Leatherbeaten’s English Cock Cage is two different size rubber rings joined by two different length leather straps with snap closures. The larger rubber ring is designed to go behind the testicles and allows the cage to function like a cock ring. The longer leather strap is designed to go beneath and separate the testicles. Once in place, the English Cock Cage looks cool and functions well. It would be nice if both rings could be removed for versatility and cleaning, but you can’t win them all.
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Pros
Simple design makes it almost idiot proof, rubber rings have some give, functions like a cock ring.
Cons
Cannot remove leather straps from larger ring, not as cool looking as one with metal rings.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

You may be asking yourself, what exactly makes a cock cage English? Does it have an accent, or bad teeth, or does it drink tea? Well, in the realm of sex toys, English might be referring to this definition: a code word for spanking or corporal punishment. How well Leatherbeaten’s English Cock Cage fits that definition might be questionable, but just like that definition the cock cage definitely fits into the BDSM category.

Putting the cage on is pretty simple. Unsnap the smaller of the leather straps and get the larger ring in place behind the testicles with the longer leather strap between the testicles. Insert the penis into the smaller ring and loop the shorter leather strap through the smaller ring and secure with the snap. Now you’re ready to rock – English style.

Design / Craftsmanship / Material / Size / Fit

Leatherbeaten’s version of the English Cock Cage is two rubber rings connected by two leather straps. The rubber rings are like large o-rings. The rubber is smooth and has a little bit of give to it. The leather is soft, thin, pliable, and is finished on all the surfaces that will be in contact with flesh. This helps to make the leather comfortable. One end of each of the leather straps is permanently attached to one of the o-rings and the other end is secured with a snap. The snaps are shiny metal. All parts seem well made.

Performance

The two rings on the English Cock Cage are two different sizes as the larger one is meant to go behind the testicles while the smaller one is just around the shaft of the penis. The diameter of the larger rubber ring is 2” while the smaller ring is 1 3/8”. The larger ring diameter is large enough that most guys should be able to get it in place but small enough to allow it to do the job of a cock ring. The longer leather strap seems to stay in place pretty well below the testicles. The cock cage is comfortable to wear and works well. Its one drawback is that both rubber rings cannot be removed from the leather straps.

Care and Maintenance

Since there are several different materials at work with the English Cock Cage, care can be somewhat tricky. Since it is really an external device, it shouldn’t get too much stuff on it, but depending on the activities undertaken while it is on, it will certainly get sweat and possibly other bodily fluids on it. Leather can be cleaned with a damp cloth and mild soap can be used if necessary as well. There is no problem using soap and water on the rubber rings either, so this is the best bet for cleaning. Bear in mind that this in no way is sterilizing the toy, so sharing is discouraged.

Packaging

Leatherbeaten’s packaging for the English Cock Cage is relatively simple. It is a stiff plastic package with a cardboard insert. The insert does give some useful information about how to put the cock cage on. This is a nice inclusion for this toy as it gives the end user the best way to get the device in place.

Experience

Receiving this toy for review really takes my back. My very first review for EdenFantasys was also an English Cock Cage. It represented one of my earliest forays into cock rings and cock and ball devices. Since that time I have used lots of cock rings and have found some that remain favorites in my collection.

I thought it would be fun to do a little “cage match” between Leatherbeaten’s cock cage and the first one I reviewed. The other cock cage did not use two rings; instead it employed another, longer leather strap with many snaps as the ring that went behind the testicles. This leather strap was more difficult to put on than Leatherbeaten’s solution and I don’t think it provides cock ring functions as well as this one. The other cock ring’s leather straps were also thicker and less pliable so overall it was less comfortable to wear. The one area where the other cock cage wins over Leatherbeaten’s is that I think the metal ring and additional snaps have a cooler look to them than the rubber rings employed here. Overall, I would say that Leatherbeaten's English Cock Cage squeaks out a win in this cage match.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Jen&Clint
    I didn't know what to think when looking at this. The hubby loves the vibe rings and I've been looking for new things for him to try, but I think this would take some talking into. Nice review, it was cool that you could go back and see the difference between the two.
  • Contributor: Bill Ditchburn
    Hey Jimbo - your definitions of Englishness were most perceptive, I must say. I'm English, I have an accent, love to drink tea, when it's good tea, made properly, and while I do still have all my own teeth, it's fair to say most of them are in a box under the bed.
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    Thanks for the compliment, JHall27. I wanted to make sure that included that comparison information somewhere. It is definitely a different toy, though, so good luck on talking him into it if you give that a shot.
  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    Bill, thanks for the comment. I meant no offense with the bad teeth thing, and I suppose I should avoid propagating a stereotype, but all in the name of comedy, right? Your response makes it very clear that you understood the joke and took no offense. By the way, I had no idea you were English.
  • Contributor: Bill Ditchburn
    No offence taken Jim! We are an entire nation of stereotypes; you can't be responsible for propagating all of us...
  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    Very good point, Bill, after reading your profile I realize that you are an English transplant to Canada, so you are involved in all sorts of interesting accents, eh?
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