My boyfriend is a smart ass. He is also my dominant. These two things are compounded by the fact that he is very knowledgeable about BDSM. This means that he has all sorts of opinions about all sorts of tools and toys. He hates my favorite type of clamp because they are too difficult for him to use during play. I don't like his favorite type of clamp. This means that we now have to try every single type of clamp under the sun.

These type were completely new to us and seemed like a good plan. They are nipple clamps that use magnets as the actual clamp. Plus they come with pretty rhinestones on the sides that appealed to my aesthetics.

The packaging and the product page claims that these are steel. As some one who works with steel, I can tell you that these are NOT steel. The metal is too light weight and isn't magnetic. These are a lighter metal. Probably a base metal that has a chrome coat on it. They are some kind of metal and are not plastic.

They are very light weight. You know, because they are not steel.

There is no odor or taste to these at all.

They look small, but are actually quite large. The circle is 1.125" in diameter. The entire thing from one rod to another is 2". I am busty (42DDD), and these are large on me.

The rods need some pressure to break the magnetic hold. Then you have to keep the rods apart and place over a nipple. I have large nipples and these just barely fit. We had to put them with the rods vertically because I have my nipples pierced. This made the process more difficult I am sure.

They barely pinched at all. And then they fell off. Every time.

These don't have any vibrating functions at all, just the theoretical pinch of the magnets. I say theoretical, because there was barely a pinch before they flew off and onto the floor.

These can be cleaned with soap and water. You don't want to leave them wet at all though. Make sure you dry them thoroughly.

I totally admit that I read all the reviews on these. Maybe not all, but a lot. I was leery of them, but I figured that the magnets would have help because I have my nipples pierced. I mean, having some steel in there couldn't hurt right? Wrong.

These still couldn't stay on, but for the few seconds they were on, my piercings tugged uncomfortably.

Overall, total fail.