Somewhere in this great country of ours is a hero. This man (or woman!) took a look at a Pyrex cookware measuring cup, or bowl, or something, and said "You know what... I bet if this was shaped like a cock..." Thus, glass dildos were born! Solid, heavy, thermally responsive, and smooth as silk. I would shake this person's hand if I could. Every sex toy I've ever owned pales in comparison to one made of glass. They're half art, half pleasure, and a great amount of fun. They're not without their flaws, though!

Straight off, this is a fantastic toy. I absolutely love it. Out of the box, it's unscented, tasteless, crystal clear, and comes in a wonderful carrying case to keep it protected. Apparently the mold changed a bit before they went to production, because my version doesn't look like the one pictured. The beads at the bottom are much smaller and dense, which gives it a (I hate to say this) "infected" look. It's what I see when I see a bunch of red bumps on skin! But that's very much an aesthetic thing that anyone can overlook. The veins are different, as well as the tip, but the overall shape remains the same as the shape pictured.

The great thing about glass is that it's thermally responsive, which means you can cool it down, or heat it up, depending on which you want. It will eventually mold to your body temperature once it's inside of you, though. But it's always a fun shock to put this in the fridge (or under hot water) and surprise yourself or your partner. Personally? Warming the toy up helps tremendously. Another great reason to grab a glass toy is that cleaning is remarkably simple. This toy is even dishwasher safe!

But enough gushing. How does it FEEL? Wonderful! Absolutely wonderful! I do have a gripe about the veins. They can feel a little "sharp" when they push into you, even smoothed out like they are, they're just not smoothed out enough. It's simply a design gripe, your experience may vary. Keeping this little glass wonder upright can be a problem. A suction cup at the bottom would be a great idea for those who simply want to sit and ride all day long. The slim tip that slowly widens into a thicker shaft actually helps it feel more like a plug than anything else, though you certainly could grab and thrust away as much as you want!

Outside of the "it's great but this could make it better.." comments, there's not much more to say. This is a great toy (though I've overflowed with love for glass toys before) for a really great price. It's solidly made, and amazing fun to play with.