This toy will be your best investment to date. Have you ever had a toy with ten speeds? Have you ever had a toy that is easily used in and out of water? Have you ever had a toy that can be used anally and vaginally? What about one that does all of that in one? If not, then you seriously need to think about purchasing this toy.

Noir is pulsing, breathtaking, and exciting all in one. This toy has ten speeds ranging from a small and low vibrating pulse to one that buzzes non-stop until you hold the power button down and turn it off. You can feel every vibration all the way to the tippy top of this toy. You can feel literally every buzz wherever you place this toy on your body. The speeds do pick up as you push the button to change it and gradually build up to a steady vibration. My favorite speed is the high pulse. Its more like being on a beach during a warm sunny day and the waves are crashing softly in the background while getting a back massage from Ryan Lochte while he is shirtless in his olmypian prime. That's how this toy makes me feel.

Noir is made for anal play but can also be used vaginally. Just make sure you clean well before switching body zones or to use a condom when doing so! Cleaning this toy is a breeze. All you need is hot water and antibacterial soap. I suggest not to wipe this toy with anything fibrous to dry it as the fibers can and will get stuck to the toy.

The base is made large enough for maximum grip and control. I have small hands and it is perfect for me! Powering on is a breeze. Powering off, however, I couldn't figure out! You have to hold the button for longer than 3 seconds to get your toy to turn off. This is a "safety" feature so to speak. This way during play if you are about to hit your big "OH" and your finger accidently passes over the power button, it doesnt turn off on you! Perfect for those of us who have slippery hands during play.

Noir is soft and flexible-however it does stay true to form and holds it shape. It bends with you, not against you. Sizing on this toy is 4 inches long and the largest bulb on bottom is near 1.5" around. If you are inexperienced with anal play, this toy is something you should work up to and not start out with.

All in all, this product gets a 5 out of 5 from this girl. Hopefully when you make this purchase your version of Noir makes you as happy as mine has made me!