When I was assigned the Bubble Butt Ripply, I was kind of excited. Just looking at the picture, it didn't seem like much. When I had unpacked it, I didn't use it for a while because I was on my period so it sat untouched. A week later when I got to use it, I, unfortunately, forgot what the packaging was. I'm not even sure it came in it's own box but if I can't remember it, it must mean that it was pretty dull and splitsville. I don't have a hard time remembering things so if I can't remember it, that's a sign of how unremarkable it was. I apologize to my readers.

When I took out Ripply, I was, again, not so impressed. It's made of PVC and Silagel and has a nice texture and smooth feel to it but it wasn't anything spectacular. I was sort of disappointed. It had nice coloration and it was pretty even in coloring. It had "ripples" on its neck and a suction cup bottom. The top was flared and bulbous. It was pretty flexible but somewhat firmer than normal most silicone mold toys and it was a nice medium size. I saw a lot of potential for it despite for how plain it was.

As per usual, I cleaned it first. Warm water and gentle soap works well for this toy. It was very easy to clean since it had no real creases to worry about. I had prepared myself with my lubed fingers after I liberally lubed the toy. This is where I started to lose favor with it. It started to bend a lot and it made it rather difficult to insert. At first, I tried suctioning it to the floor and lowering myself on it but it kept bending and the suction cup kept unsticking. So, I tried the suction cup on my desk that was a bit warmer than the floor and a little cleaner. Again, to my disappointment, it kept releasing from the surface and bending whenever I tried to insert it. I tried doing it in a chair but it wasn't working to tell for me and I tried laying on the bed and I FINALLY got it in.

It felt alright going in but I could hardly feel the "ripples". They weren't defined enough to really cause much feeling despite how the picture makes it seem. Its flared base made it very safe to insert and the ripples were just waved enough to not slip out so easily. But, as I climaxed and my muscles started to spasm, it slipped right out. That's not really a plus for me.

Overall, I didn't have a great experience. It wasn't that bad but it definitely wasn't good. It was substandard to me with the flexibility, poor suction cup, and the lack of visual appeal.

I haven't used this toy since. I just plain don't like it. It's too soft, too small, and the ripples didn't give me any kind of thrill. The bottom makes it seem like it has some kind of suction, but it doesn't, really. I'd just stay away from it.