The Posh O Probe is an anal vibrator from the wonderful California Exotics. Its shape brings one to believe that it's intended to be inserted anally for prostate stimulation, although women might want to use it for G-spot or clitoral stimulation as well. It may also be used for external stimulation, although it might not be powerful enough or have enough function variety for that. I personally use it as a prostate plug and it works wonders. It's also waterproof and not very loud once inserted, so you can use it anywhere you so please. It's not very big, and it's a great toy, so I'd definitely bring it on vacation. The inner bullet can (after a good bit of work) be removed and used as a waterproof bullet for whatever way you want to use it. WARNING: Do not eat.

The main part of the toy is 100% silicone, which is one of the safest materials available. It's waterproof, non-porous, phthalates-free, pretty inert, and sterilizable. The toy has no smell or taste unless you cover it in lube or something. Inside the silicone shell is a plastic bullet. Plastic has many of the same properties as silicone, only it's not soft and not quite as perfect as a material. The texture of this toy is extremely smooth, with Cal Exotics' signature seam running down the length of the toy. As is true with most silicone Cal Exotics toys, the silicone is pretty hard and inflexible; this is especially true with this toy since there is a hard plastic bullet inside of it.

The design is one of my favorite parts of this toy. It seems to compliment my anatomy PERFECTLY. The only miff I have with this toy is that it tends to turn on its side easily, so you just have to hold it while it's in. The grabbing ring is especially nice since it's so hard to find a flared base that is easy to hold but still big enough not to slip in. I do admit that the toy is a little on the larger side and isn't exactly the most beginner friendly toy out there, but if you have a little experience with shoving things up your butt then it should be no problem for you. I personally love the size, as it's filling but I don't get that uncomfortable "impaled by a telephone pole" feeling. In terms of being discreet, I doubt someone who is not familiar with sex toys would understand what it is, as it doesn't resemble a penis at all, but someone who knew a thing or two about sex toys would instantly know what this thing is for. I'd say take it on a plane with you, but don't whip it out in public.


Here's some specs for size:

Length: 6"
Insertable length: 3 3/4"
Circumference: 4 3/4"
Diameter: 1 1/2"
Weight: 0.2 lb
Color: Blue

The vibrating bullet has 4 settings (in my made up terms): Off, "Eh," "This is nice," and "OH MY GOD, THAT'S WHERE MY PROSTATE IS." The button on the bottom end of the bullet cycles through these settings. It might not be enough variety for some, but I've never really needed that much variety in functions, so I'm happy with it. The vibrations seem to be pretty evenly spread throughout the tip of the toy (as is intended). It's decently loud outside of everything but once you get the bullet in the silicone and the entire toy inside of you, it's hardly audible. I didn't use the toy in the water since I never have use to toy in the shower, but I can assure you it's waterproof. The bullet uses 1 AAA battery, and it lasts a long time. I got this toy back in March (?) and it still works. When you insert it, just make sure the curve goes towards your front instead of backwards so it hits your prostate/G-spot.

To clean the toy you can use any brand of soap and water. You can also take the silicone sleeve off and boil it, or soak it in a 10% bleach solution. After that, I usually just throw it in the box it came in and put it in the drawer. I like to store all my toys separately just to be 100% safe. I'd try to keep it away from other silicone toys, and definitely jelly and latex. Do not touch any silicone toy to any latex or jelly objects. The best thing to use as lube is any water-based lubricant. I hear oil-based lubricants aren't really all that great with silicone, and silicone-based lubricants will make your toy melt and die, and then you'll be sad.

The toy was given to me in a small white cardboard box. The box contains all the information Cal Exotics always puts on their packaging. Inside the box was the toy in plastic wrap (with the bullet already inside, but no batteries included), with a little piece of paper instructing on how to insert the batteries in all kinds of California Exotics toys.

I personally don't know why there's so much negative feedback about this toy. I absolutely love it!