'Oh Butt Plug'
By,*Huxley*

So black and beautiful
Shiny, firm and angled for pleasure
Phalates free, making you safe
For my butt
With your EZ-Pull handle
and 100% silicone material
Your design, ergonomically correct
For my butt
I long for you
Inside my anus
you will be
In my butt.

Poetic justice should be served to me, but first please let me have a moment alone to inspect my 'Advanced Love Pacifier'.
It's sleek design makes me want to insert all of the 2 3/4" insertable length impatiently. The lovingly shaped 4 3/4" bulbous circumference will hug all that it fills, while the 1 1/2" diameter sits waiting to be tugged by the 2" across ring, which will gently pull the 3/4" neck diameter. The over all length of 4 1/2" just sitting her in front of me, is such a tease. How I love it so.





It offers a slightly, emphasis on slightly, matte texture, while still being shinny. There is a seam that runs along the plug entirely, but is not felt once inserted. Void of small or taste.
It's bendable, so much so that you can twist the the ring around the plug, pull the bulbous end though the ring and grasp at the the ring and squish it like a bug. A naughty bug, that is able to snap back into place.
The bulbous end, the part that you actually insert into your anal cavity, remember? Is actually tapered and won't bend. Unlike the tail end, which consists of the ring and stem; the bulbous end stays firm and won't be bothered by any pressure you apply to it. Its tapered end being so firm, ensures are nice and comfortable insertion and fit. The tip of the bulbous end is actually only 3/8" in diameter while the middle to end (that meets to the stem) is 1/2" in diameter. It is also rounded and blunt, so you don't have to worry about poking your pooper.

This financially advisable butt plug, is made from high grade 100% food grade hypoallergenic silicone. It is also a non-porous material, that is phthalates and latex free too. Wonderful concoction for butt play. In no way shape or form will this pacifier plug your butt with hidden bacteria. If you are going to stick something in your butt, this is an ideal material, that won't get lost. Hence the large ring which enables safety as well as assistance during removal.

Being that it is 100% silicone means you can sanitize it by boiling it. Boiling the pacifier will kill any of the bacteria that dare try to reside on such a lovely surface. You can also wash it down like a baby with a soft lint free cloth with warm soapy water; or just wipe it with your favorite toy cleaner. Rinse and repeat, letting it air dry to it's shiny original non porous finish.
It is a little bugger though, and will attract lint.
+Always keep your toys completely clean and dry when storing. Use condoms when switching orifices to fend off bacteria and UTI's.
+Always use waterbased lubricants with Silicone toys. Other lubricants can degrade the surface of your pacifier. Also, do not store with other silicone toys as silicone likes to bond to other silicone materials.

Your pacifier will come in a plastic bag that is housed by a cardboard box, the box should not be used as storage. The box is void of any instructions or educational information. But, thanks to California Exotics, you can register the product for a limited warranty via vibetronics.


The box that the pacifier is packaged in states on the front, that the pacifier pictured is actual size. It's not. The one on the cover is about 25% bigger then the actual product. You can see the difference here:


Tips for insertions:
+Place the pacifier in a bowl of warm water for 10 minutes to warm the silicone for comfortable insertion.
OR
+Rub it in your hands for a little while to allow it to warm up to body temperature.
+Squirt some lube on your hand and roll the pacifier in the lube top to bottom to ensure even lube distribution.
+Relax!
+Add more lube, this time to your butt too.
+Relax
+Slowly insert the plug while you lay on your back, or have a parter do the deed for you while you are on your knees bent over, or on your back, or really whatever position makes you most comfortable.

Once inserted it is actually quite comfortable. The bulbous end that sits inside will fill you up, and stimulate your P-spot. Most men, enjoy this feeling once they become comfortable with their sexuality and realize wearing a butt plug doesn't actually make you gay. If you are gay, or just some regular dude, then you know all the wonders that a butt plug can add to your sexual adventures. More intense orgasms, the delightful feeling of something filling you up. Not to mention the feeling that you are participating in something naughty. Dare I say, taboo.
If you are a woman, and haven't used one you are missing out. Inserting a butt plug, like the Love Pacifier into your anus will add pressure into your shared anal/vaginal wall allowing whatever may be penetrating you vaginally at the moment, to hit the g-spot more so. Like anal beads, the thruster (if human) will be able to feel the firmness, and tightness that the pressure makes inside of your vaginal canal via your Love Pacifier. There is also the added pleasurable for the wearer, as you will be able to have the whole double penetration going on.
The pacifier can also be worn prior to anal sex to help loosen you up a bit, allowing your partner to more easily penetrate you.

I, as does my male partner, thoroughly enjoy our Love Pacifier. It is comfortable once in, and has the ability to be worn long term due to the flexible neck/ring. Although, it can be forgotten due to the extreme comfort. This can be a problem for some, and possibly advanced users. Even for being 'advanced', it is still small compared to other butt plugs. But still would be best used by moderate to advance butt plug users.
The pacifier is easily removed, and never gets 'sucked' in. I feel safe wearing it, mostly due to the ring. The added length to the stem helps with positioning and holding on to to ensure a quick removal. The Love Pacifier for sure, is one toy that we got the most bang out of our buck.

Check over your pacifier prior to use, the seam on part of mine was a bit more raised then the rest. A simple shave with a razor corrected this problem quickly. If the seam bothers you, shave it off.

I still LOVE it. Small enough to get started, while being big (and comfortable) enough to leave in.
If you don't have one of these dandies, do yourself a favor and get one- now.

It has held up with weekly use, it cleans well, it works well. I literally cannot think of one negative thing to say about the Advanced Love Pacifier.