Somehow I thought it would be more girthy. I was skeptical for sure, and we decided to wait for another day.

My wife decided to try it on me, and it was too dark for me to know what she had in hand. I was so startled that it quickly found all the right nerve endings, and I just gave in with a plan to figure out what it was when we were all done. It is somewhere between a couple beads, a prostate probe, an old school vibrator, and a new school rimmer. The best part was not knowing, so please do your partner a favor and don’t let them see it before you try it in him.

I kind of forgot about it for a couple months. It got lost in my sock drawer. “What have we here??” And it was worth the recharge, followed by some relaxation in the shower.

It is about 50% as strong as the mind blowing rimmers can be. I don’t need to be relentlessly mind blown every time, so this is a relaxing one best suited for feeling in love (rather than crazy cross eyed lust) with your partner.

Like I said, it was great, but not convulsions great. If you find sometimes you just want a delicious dessert rather than “death by chocolate”, then this is for you.