Happy New Year to everyone, hope this New Year finds ya’ll happy, healthy and prosperous. Also hoping that the fat man in the red suit brought everyone all the EdenFantasys toys on their wish list. The fat man in the red suit didn’t bring me my boy toy I asked for as I didn’t find him in my stockings on Christmas morning. Oh well there is always this year.

Anyway, onto my first review of the New Year. I received my package from EdenFantasys sometime during the middle of the holidays and with all the hustle and bustle it got put to the side and almost forgotten. Then come the New Year I had a two week visit from that nasty little bug called the flu, so then I wasn’t even interested in trying any toys at all. Well now I’m over that episode and off to try my new toy. This time I decided to try something a little different and ordered the Sensuous rotator by California Exotics. This is an anal probe made from Crystalessence jelly in a really pretty purple color. It is approx. 5” in length with three 1 3/8” beads spaced evenly along the length. This probe rotates and vibrates from a suction cup base in 5 different speeds, although to tell you the truth I couldn’t see much of a difference from speed 1 and speed 5. The vibrator/rotatory control is attached to the probe by a cord which enters at the base just above the suction cup and is NOT sealed so when you wash it be very, very careful not to get water into the opening.

Let me backtrack here for a minute and give you some background about myself. After a really bad anal experience years ago, I only saw anal as a bodily function not a way to sexual pleasure. I finally decided to give it another try recently after reading several reviews here on EdenFantasys forums. So when I finally opened up my Sensuous rotator I did so with a little bit of trepidation as well as a little anticipation.
I kinda regret even opening it up at all.

The Sensuous rotator is packaged in a simple clam shell packaging. It was easily opened and when I did I thought I was going to die. The smell was so overpowering. Now I have other jelly toys and yes they did smell bad when first removed from their packaging, but nothing like this. The fumes were so bad my eyes started to water and swell shut and my throat also started to close. I quickly took it to the bathroom and tried washing it with antibacterial soap and hot water, as that has worked with my other jelly toys, but not this one. The next thing I noticed was my hands were starting to get itchy welts just from handling the toy. I thought to myself there is no freaking way I am going to put this into my body. Now I also have a latex allergy so don’t go suggesting using a condom. I thought of that but as I am also not in any relationship right now and don’t look to be anytime soon, I don’t keep non-latex condoms laying around as they are way too expensive .

So to make a long story short, I would love to leave a great review for the Sensuous rotator plug, but as I am not going to risk a trip to the emergency room I just put the toy back in its packaging and will decide what to do with it next later.