Pink heart glass dildo - glass anal dildo by EdenFantasys - review by Horrible Goose

This is the first toy that I ever bought, and I admit, I chose it because it's pretty.... but also because it's easy to clean! I'm a germaphobe through and through, and the idea of something with creases or nooks harboring germs is just the worst thing that I could imagine when it comes to putting things inside my body, and thankfully none of that is a concern with this beauty of a solid glass toy.

This toy is nice and weighty. I'd call it a little small for a beginner's toy vaginally, but a little big for a beginner's toy anally. I think it's a nice middle-ground between easy and intriguing depending on how you use it, and thusly it's stimulating both mentally and physically!
I'm an anxious person and was nervous about it arriving broken, but it was absolutely pristine when it arrived in the mail. It was packed in an unassuming rectangular box full of paper and bubble wrap, and the box was much bigger than I had thought a dildo box would be-- which is a good thing because I didn't recognize what it was until I opened it-- and the shipping label just says "Web Merchants Inc" instead of something like "SUPER SEXY SEX TOY WEBSITE FULL OF SEX TOYS! LLC."

I live in a house with my parents, sibling, and two dogs, and so I'm very grateful that none of them could tell what it was that I ordered (especially the dogs).
I don't know if it has anything to do with this toy, because clearly I'm inexperienced, but I shook uncontrollably when it came to using this anally for the first time. I'm not sure what that was about, or if I liked it, but it was an adventure, and that's something that I appreciate.

As for vaginally, this thing goes DEEP. It was almost uncomfortable when it hit the back of me, and it didn't have as much diameter as I'd have liked, but it's an easy and unintimidating toy to use, and it's as smooth as my dumb little brain, so if you're a scaredy-cat like me or are starting completely from the beginning, buy this.

It goes without saying, but don't ding it on things, don't drop it on hard floors, and don't carve your name into it with a laser. If you ding a glass sex toy on something, it may look fine, but it could be more prone to breaking, so you need to be careful.

This toy comes with a cute little velvet drawstring bag for storage. The bag is a rich deep red, and I appreciate this about it because I live for the drama and the appearance of things, and the small details are what I notice.

As for the looks and general presence of the toy, this thing is GORGEOUS. I'm a big fan of glasswork, as I come from a family that works with/is quite familiar with stained glass, and this toy is crystal clear in the body and a sweetly transparent pink in the heart. It feels almost like I could use it as a magnifying glass in some bizarre pinch, or like I could hold it under a sunbeam to burn ants like a child and gain the weirdest ticket to Hell that there ever was.
This toy is weighty enough that I feel like I could also use it as an improvised self-defense baton, so be careful with your lover's cranium if you decide to knight them with it like you're holding a sword.

All in all, I'd rate this a lovely 10/10, and I wish it came in other colors because I want to collect it, as I do with all pretty things.