Okay, so to be fair this is mostly my size-queen coming out in me. I have being going to my size queen anonymous meetings and I can happily say that I’ve gotten used to normal sized sex toys and I no longer hoard a drawer full of ten inch long dildos and vibrators, with the exception of my Jumbo Massager, which I still own just because it was my first sex toy, and I love it lots. But when I get a toy and it isn’t even normal sized, and by normal size I mean like seven inches long I just can’t stand it. It is a really huge turn off. That is where the trouble began.

Wrapped in bubble wrap and shoved in a pouch it arrived and I was so excited, I unwrapped my hoard of other glass dildos and this one was the last to be opened. What the hell? It was a miniature compared to my other glass toys. The amber wave even looked large compared to it!

My icicles No. 14 glass plug is the same size of this dildo. This says two things, that is a big ass plug, and this is a small dildo.


While for someone who loves a large toy, hates texture and is experienced in sex toys, especially glass this toy isn’t ideal, it is THE perfect beginner glass piece. The size isn’t intimidating at all. It offers a base, can someone say ass play? It is very affordable and it provides mild texture, not too much for a texture hater to loathe, and not enough for a texture lover to get off to. It is an in between dildo that would have been a gradual stepping stone into glass toys, but for someone who is on their six glass dildo it just doesn’t bring much to the table.

Another big issue is quality. While this is a beautiful piece, it just seems light. Too light to be a high quality glass toy which, for the price seems spot on. It just doesn’t hold up to standards that as you move into more of glass that you’d want around for long. It does provide nice internal stimulation, but it doesn’t get me off. Bottom line I don’t like it.

I almost wish that this toy had come into my sex toy life earlier. It would have been comforting and filling then. However I've tasted more expensive glass and this petite toy just doesn't bring it for me anymore. I have found great time using this as a probe instead of a g-spot dildo.

It isn't a g-spot dildo, at least not for me. It will NOT make me squirt, or even stimulate me at all! I want this to work, but it doesn't. It has been moved to the butt drawer in my sex toy storage. Which is better than the trash can.


Above is a photo with is compared to the Glass Wand, the Glass Wand is a traditional sized dildo, this shows the size difference.

I cursed this dildo. I hated its texture, its cheap feel and the fact that it didn't stimulate me the right way. But I have softened to it. I do like to use it as an anal probe, and I find myself sometimes using it vaginally when it is the first dildo that I can reach. But I still do curse it occasionally, when the texture becomes too much.