I had such high hopes for this but unfortunately it did not impress me at all. The big problem I had with this massager was the battery life on the vibrator was very short lived. It comes with two sets of batteries apparently for a good reason they lasted about 15 minutes total both sets. Now I do understand as men we are accustomed to rushing, but 5-7 minutes (at best) is a little hard to handle and nothing ruins the mood more then stopping to reload the batteries. Also the size and shape, unless you are an advanced user I would not recommend this toy. It is a little larger then you would think. Now, on to the next problem with this massager.

The Shape makes it almost impossible for it to stay inside you. To be fair this is marketed as a butt plug so let’s compare it to those that have a dip on the very bottom of the plug, then the flange at the bottom so that it stays inside effortlessly. With this toy you will definitely need a partner to help you, because holding it inside AND masturbating is next to impossible. Even when sitting upright on a chair, it still has a tendency to slip out or fail at rubbing the right spot. Also the material absorbs the vibration instead of amplifying, or at least transferring it from the bullet to you. The one upside if you take the vibrating bullet out of the Micro G, you can use it for a little excitement. Although it doesn't last long, it is a very powerful vibe once out of the Micro G.


If you are a first timer and looking to experiment I would suggest the Naughty Boy. It is another cheaper prostate massager but it has a few HUGE advantages. The shape is designed exclusively for men, and the material transfers instead of absorbs. Also the vibration comes from the inside of device and not an external bullet, or a cord that connects to a control box. It really is the best design and a very good value for the money. This toy really did fall short in almost every category I can think of…

Orgasm rating 2 out of 5
Design 1 out of 5
Quality 2 out of 5
Price 3 out of 5 (but this toy shows a little more money really is worth it)
Reliability 3 out of 5 (maybe I got a defective bullet, but it worked occasionally)