Love Machine

This is a great toy for beginners to anal play, especially if they are nervous about it. However, with the small tip, the toy can be easily inserted with no discomfort at all. The beads will provide a bit of stimulation to the erogenous zones.
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Pros
*Perfect for Beginners
*Lots of Patterns
Cons
*Tip is a bit too small
Rating by reviewer:
4
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Use

These beads were a nice little hummer to add a bit extra to my solo session this morning. While they aren't overly large, the vibrations hit you in just the right spots when inserted anally. Some may get off more on sliding them in and out, but I found that just leaving them inside and humming was enough to do the trick.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bed
    • Bedroom
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

The beads are made of silicone, and they don't have any texture on them. The smoothness makes them easy to slide in and out, with the bumps popping in once they start getting larger. I didn't notice any smell, in particular when I opened the package. Overall I found that the vibration offers the best stimulation with this toy.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design is a little strange, at first glance. The small tip seems almost too fragile, and I thought at first I would have a little trouble getting it inside without a finger to start the tip in. With a minimal effort, though, you can hold the toy at the base and get it started.

I was a little miffed at the vibrating egg, due to where the push button is located. It is directly on the bottom, which means if you are sitting somewhere and this is buried all the way inside, you can accidentally push the button and turn it off. I think it would have been much better located on the side of the egg instead.

For those that like big things stuffed in them, you probably won't like this toy. The beads start very small and go up to an average thickness, but I felt that the tip could have been bigger. At least the size of a thumb.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

A large number of vibrational patterns make this toy a winner. No matter who you are, there is sure to be a pattern that will make your toes curl. And overall I think this one should have a long battery life. I had mine slid inside for about twenty minutes, with no loss in power or intensity.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

This is a silicone toy, so you most will be tempted to toss it into the boiling water. Just make sure you remove the egg first! If you need to be more discreet about how you clean your toys, I recommend using the bathroom sink with the hot water turned on full. It may not be as hot as boiling, but it will help. And then after you rinsing it, you can use some toy cleaner or mild soap to clean it further.

This one is small enough and is easy to store. Somewhere cool and dry is always best, I prefer to keep it beneath my bed in a box, but a closet or drawer would be adequate as well.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Experience

Overall, I had a decent experience with this toy. It took a moment or so to wiggle the tip and get it started inside me, but then it was easy to go inside the bottom.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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