Another week that an EF box arrives at my door with a product that has yet to impress. The Crystal Jellies Anal starter, by Doc Johnson, package was taking up the majority of the box. Inside of the clear package was the anal starter. Pink, small, and in a package WAY too large for such a tiny dong.

The price was very very reasonable for a Doc Johnson product. Which has yet to let the wife and I down.

As usual, my wife see's the box and instantly runs to the bedroom with me. She strips down and throws on the new Cuban Heel stockings I bought her. (reviews later) I pull out this little thing and she has NO idea what to say. Until "What is that piece of $#!+?". I inform her what it's used for and she agrees to try it out. I open the package and get hit in the face with a smell that reminds me of shocking my swimming pool. After a antibacterial wash and dry the smell still remained. "Oh well" and off to the bedroom I went.

I slapped a little big of lube on the toy and started with the anal play. The thing was so flimsy it bent all over the place. "Strike two!". Once I had it inserted I placed the suction cup onto the little board we use for suction toys. It wouldn't stay. No matter how hard you pushed, it wouldn't stay!. "Strike three".

The one good thing about this toy is the flopping look it has while soaring across the bedroom and into the bathroom tub (to get washed and dried for try #2). A follow up review will be posted. Until then, I will use the other insane amounts of toys to please my wife.

The only thing I have found this toy useful for is double penetration. Only DV to where I can control it. Other than that, the suction cup sucks and it's WAY too limp. The smell eventually goes away after a couple washings. I wouldn't say I don't like it. I will say it was a disappointment from Mr. Doc Johnson.