The Big-Boy prostate toy by Rocks-Off is a toy that I really wanted to like. It is girthy, it vibrates, it’s made from silicone, and it goes in your butt. I didn’t see anything about it that I wouldn’t like. Try as I might, though, it just wasn’t made for me.

The Big-Boy is exactly that: BIG. It has a five inch insertable portion that consists of three progressively larger bulges. It also has a 3.5 inch ‘handle’ that holds the vibrating bullet. The first bulge is has a blunt point for ease of insertion and has diameter of one and a half inches. Bulge number two is more like a ball and is 1 and 11/16th in diameter. The first two bulges have a neck that is one inch in diameter. There is another neck between the second and third bulge that measures approximately 1 and 3/8th in diameter. The third bulge, also round like a ball, is a sizeable 1 and ¾ inches in diameter. There is one more neck between it and the handle that is again one inch in diameter.

The handle portion is meant to stay outside of your body. The toy is curved in such a way that this portion of the toy presses against your perineum. There are three ridges on it for extra stimulation. The vibrating bullet fits in a hole in the end of the handle with the push button easily accessible. The handle is a little flattened so it isn’t perfectly round. I measures about one and a half inches across.

The silicone that the Big-Boy is made from is velvety smooth and has a matte finish. It feels great to the touch. It lubes up nicely with a water-based product and there is none of the drag that you can sometimes get with a glossy silicone product. This is clearly a premium silicone. The material is not particularly soft; it does give a little when squeezed, but not that much. It is flexible between the bulges and between the insertable portion and the handle. However it requires some flexing manually to get it to bend. It is body-safe, non-porous and very easy to clean either by soaking in a 1:10 bleach to water solution or by boiling. The Big-Boy is waterproof, but be sure to remove the vibrating bullet before boiling.

The vibrating bullet is a RO-80mm vibrator. It has only one speed and is activated by a rubberized push button located at the end of the battery cap. It runs off of a size N 1.5v battery which is included. I’ve not had to replace this yet, but I am curious as to how easily I am going to be able to find this battery. The RO-80mm is pretty quiet for a bullet vibe. The vibrations are not the thuddy type that Mrs. Peg and I enjoy so much. It is also not that skin numbing high frequency vibration that is so common with inexpensive bullet vibes. I would say it falls nicely somewhere right in the middle. It is fairly powerful producing vibrations that can be felt throughout the toy, but mostly in the handle against you perineum and scrotum. The RO-80mm vibrating bullet is also waterproof so you can play in the shower or the tub with the Big-Boy.

The design of the Big-Boy is where this toy failed me. As seen in the product photos, it is bent somewhat like a ‘U’. In order to insert it I needed to flex the handle downward to straighten it out. Getting the Big-Boy into me was just a matter of accepting its girth so if this is big for you, take your time. What I could not handle was the angle that first bulge has. It is angled presumably to target your prostate. In my case it caused me pain and discomfort. The pain it caused was during the insertion of the third bulge. Listening to my body, but not wanting to give up on the toy I twisted the Big-Boy ninety degrees to one side. This allowed me to get the toy in, but once I twisted it back to the way it was supposed to be the discomfort immediately came back. At that point I called it quits on the Big-Boy. I had many things up my ass and have greatly enjoyed the experiences. This was not one of those experiences. I know that there are those out there that have been successful with this toy and that is great because it is a quality product. However, the Big-Boy is just not for me.

I still don't like this toy and it is off to the great dustbin in the sky....actually, sadly, the landfill. Kept the great bullet though. Even though I can't find a place in my heart, or my ass, for this toy, I do recognize that it is very well-made. The design is just not for me.