As Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger might say, if you are looking for the perfect toy to “pump - you - up” this could be it. It’s a great dildo, okay, probe that expands inside you. (And what IS a probe, really? I keep thinking it has something to do with aliens and UFO’s.) Now, there is one thing you absolutely must know about this product before you buy it… the head of it is pretty darn wide to begin with. And I mean w-i-d-e. I personally tried inserting in both of my lower openings and, quite frankly, couldn’t fit it in… UN-expanded. And I was determined! (I must be a leeetle girl down there or just having an off day.)

That said, I got it easily into my guy’s butt, first try. Go figure. (Of course, there was plenty of lube involved and lots of time.)

And I must say, my guy went nuts over it. He LOVED it. There was lots of moans and groans and I kept hearing the words “oh my God” and “prostate” over and over. You see, the whole shaft doesn’t expand, JUST the HEAD, which is located further in… right near a certain gland that can make a man drip, if you massage it just right. And for the ladies, there’s that little, ol’ G-spot that’s always happy to get a rub or two.

The Inflatable Latex Probe|Inflatable latex probe really provides a plethora of sensations for your anal or vaginal pleasure since, not only does it expand way inside… but it also VIBRATES. (Now, if it could only whisper sweet nothings in my ear!) It’s pretty easy to operate, seeing as you may need two or three hands to get everything going at once.

Let’s see, one hand to slip that probe inside and maybe even thrust it a bit, one hand to “pump you up” and ANOTHER hand to get the good vibrations going. What makes everything doable is that the “pumper” has a release valve|Penis Pump Guide: Release Valve within easy reach that you can depress if things get a little too intense. It swiftly lets the air out of it and returns it to its normal size. And the little black remote that controls the vibrations (it’s actually attached by a flexible coated wire) has a very simple wheel that you turn with your thumb – that ups it from a light to medium pulse.

And a big plus is it’s pretty quiet. The vibrations, that is. You or your lover might not be so quiet, but the buzz shouldn’t alert anyone in the next room. So, all in all, it’s a pretty cool toy. Just make sure your, uh, openings, can handle some width.

Oh, and be careful. Don’t place it next to a soft silicone toy. I did that and they stuck together. When I finally pried them apart, the latex on the probe got a little deformed looking where they were touching.