After opening the package and seeing this, my first thought was, “Oh, this is MUCH bigger than I thought”. I always have a hard time visualizing stuff I buy online.

I bought this originally because I needed to get a few more dollars on my order to use up a visa gift card I had. Honestly, I’m not that into the idea of anal, but I might try some stuff at some point, so I figure this would be good to have, you know?



The tube is quite long and has three holes for water to flow through. It’s made of plastic material, while the bulb is silicone. They connect together with a simple snap mechanism. I think a screw-on connection would be a bit better though since it can leak a bit.

First use:

I ended up trying this item for the first time much sooner than anticipated due to having some terrible stomach illness for over a week. It was mostly gone, but I was getting a weird combination of diarrhea and constipation, which I was getting quite fed up with. So I grabbed the Elite Silicone Douche on a whim because I was tired of the awful bloating and figured it wouldn’t hurt to try.

It was remarkably easy to insert, despite being larger than anything I’d put up my butt before (all I’d experienced at this point is my two smallest dilators, so nothing bigger than a half-inch wide). I used warm water the first time since I thought cold water would feel weird.

I didn’t exactly think things through the best, so I ended up getting a lot of air in as well, but I was able to get most of the water in easily. And it WORKED! The water loosened everything up, and I felt fine for the first time in a week! I felt so smart.

So, definitely not a sexy story at all, but if this item didn’t do exactly what it advertised.

Further use:

I ended up using the Elite Silicone Douche for the same purpose as the first time. That stomach bug stuck around a lot longer than I had thought it would! It never failed at its job, but I have learned some ways to make things smoother:

-If you can push the water in while lying on your back. It’s hard to get everything in when gravity is against you.
-Before inserting it, try to push as much air out as you can. Getting air in doesn’t hurt or anything, but it makes you rip farts loud enough to scare the neighbors!
-Using cold water isn’t uncomfortable like I first thought it would be. It can feel a bit weird the first time since you aren’t used to having anything cold up there, but it only feels mildly cool and not bad at all.
-Usually, doing it twice works best for me. The second go gets rid of any residue left behind from the first. I doubt you’d need to do it any more than three times.

Have I actually used this for cleaning up before anal? Er, no. But it certainly served a more homeopathic purpose quite well! It feels very durable, and its simple design works perfectly. No need to make things fancy, right?

As usual, the silicone in the bulb feels very durable and soft. The plastic tip has been coated in something to try and replicate the same texture as the silicone. It does a pretty good job, but it’s still a bit different since it doesn’t have the squish of silicone. Not a bad thing, though! The tip can’t be made of silicone, or you would never be able to get it inside you!

As mentioned in my first impressions of this bulb, I think the design is perfect except for one thing: The attachment between the bulb and the tip. Since they just sort of push into each other, they’re not watertight at all, so leaks come out every time. Not the end of the world, but I think a screw-on attachment point would be better.

This thing does what it’s asked. Other than the slight leaking from the attachment point, I’ve had absolutely no issues getting it to work for me.

Clean-up was easy; just use soap and water! I also like that this thing is dishwasher safe (though I won’t be doing that any time soon as I still live with my parents).