Humpty Dance For Your Butt
The Humper's vibrations started in my ass and then traveled up my spine so the rest of my body could enjoy the wonderful sensations. A full-body pleasure experience!
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Pros
Quiet
10 Vibration Patterns
Comfortable
10 Vibration Patterns
Comfortable
Cons
Would be better if a remote was included.
The Humper is an exceptionally easy-to-use anal toy for all users. The slim design makes insertion and removal comfortable and effortless. The Humper is made of smooth non-porous black silicone that does not harbor bacteria. This is especially important because the toy is used for anal pleasure. The toy is comprised of 4 medium-sized evenly spaced beads, with a manual push-button controller at one end. The total length of the Humper is 7 3/4" with an insertable length of 5". At its widest point, the Humper has a circumference of 1 1/2".
The Humper is packaged in a thin box. Inside the box is a clear plastic tray that can be used to store the toy when not in use. The included instruction manual provides all the information needed to operate, charge, and care for the toy.
The toy is equipped with a USB charger. The charging port is located at the base of the toy. Plug one end of the charger into the toy and the other into a convenient USB port.
The Humper is packaged in a thin box. Inside the box is a clear plastic tray that can be used to store the toy when not in use. The included instruction manual provides all the information needed to operate, charge, and care for the toy.
The toy is equipped with a USB charger. The charging port is located at the base of the toy. Plug one end of the charger into the toy and the other into a convenient USB port.
Experience
When first opening the package, I did not notice any unpleasant odors. I was easily able to remove the storage tray from the box. Since it is waterproof, cleaning the Humper is very easy. I use warm water and anti-bacterial soap for washing, a towel to remove excess moisture, and then let it air dry completely before placing the toy into the tray.
As the Humper is made of silicone, be sure to only use water-based lube. A silicone lubricant will damage the toy. I didn't use very much lubricant, just enough to make sure that all four beads were "wet". With a slight push, the beads were inserted effortlessly. I pressed the power button, and the pleasure trip began! Surfing through the 10 vibration patterns was very enjoyable. They range from low steady vibrations to intense, steady vibrations, to multi-rhythmic pattern vibrations. Users new to anal play will enjoy the low settings, and the advanced users will no doubt enjoy the Humper's multi-rhythmic patterns.
There is one improvement that I would like to see happen with future models of the Humper. Include a remote control to use for surfing through the vibration patterns. Unless you have eyes in the back of your head, it can be a little tricky trying to find the button to manually change the vibration pattern during the "heat of passion". I don't have a partner to change the patterns for me, and I had lube on my hands which made it difficult to grab, hold, and push the button. A remote would have made the experience more enjoyable.
As the Humper is made of silicone, be sure to only use water-based lube. A silicone lubricant will damage the toy. I didn't use very much lubricant, just enough to make sure that all four beads were "wet". With a slight push, the beads were inserted effortlessly. I pressed the power button, and the pleasure trip began! Surfing through the 10 vibration patterns was very enjoyable. They range from low steady vibrations to intense, steady vibrations, to multi-rhythmic pattern vibrations. Users new to anal play will enjoy the low settings, and the advanced users will no doubt enjoy the Humper's multi-rhythmic patterns.
There is one improvement that I would like to see happen with future models of the Humper. Include a remote control to use for surfing through the vibration patterns. Unless you have eyes in the back of your head, it can be a little tricky trying to find the button to manually change the vibration pattern during the "heat of passion". I don't have a partner to change the patterns for me, and I had lube on my hands which made it difficult to grab, hold, and push the button. A remote would have made the experience more enjoyable.
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