Easy Glider

The Royal Invader is the type of invader you'll sneak past your gates whenever the mood strikes! It'll be sure to rock your kingdom until your toes curl! Afterward, a quick clean up and a store it in a small place for the next invasion!
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Pros
Easy clean up, discreet, bulged for textured, and smooth!
Cons
A bit small for my taste.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is a butt plug, so I think it goes without saying that it's good for anal. It's actually great for anal. It's small so it's good for beginners. It's not great for thrusting because it's rather small and because it's so small and if you have lube on your fingers it would be hard to grab. Thankfully, it has a flared base so there isn't much risk for it slipping in too far. That's a great reassurance for beginners. Beginners can also use it for vaginal insertion (and it feels really good) but for more experienced users, it might not be enough.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Temperature play
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

This plug is made of a blue Pyrex glass. It makes it really smooth and perfect for sliding into your ass! It's good for beginners because the ease it slides in is great and since it's smooth, it slides out just as easily! That can be somewhat of a problem because I had a hard time gripping it or getting it to stay in as a I played with my clitoris. My body wants to naturally push it out of me and since the bulges don't have deeper seems between them, it's easy to sort of "launch" out as I found out quite humorously! However, since it's glass and non-porous, it's super easy to clean. Also, since it's glass, you can put it in your mouth (before you have put it in or around your anus, of course) and it'll be just fine. It doesn't have a taste or smell since it's glass. It's also very heavy so you can feel it when it's inside of you.

This is my first glass toy AND my first butt plug and I will say that I am thoroughly satisfied with the material for this kind of product. It felt so good sliding in and out of me that I'd suggest this for anyone. Also, as I noticed when it slipped out of me, it absorbs heat very well and the tip was very warm when it came out of me. So I put it into some warm water and HOO HA! This would be great for couples in the foreplay department. It's also really nice when it's cold.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The weight is what caught my eye first. It was inside the velvet bag that they sent with it and I couldn't help but notice how heavy it was for the size. It's not a bad thing! It's good! It's good to be able to feel it or you might get paranoid and think it had gone in! So the weight was very nice. Also, since it's made of glass, it was nice and shiny and that's very appealing. It gives you a maintenance-free relief knowing that some soap and water could clean this bad boy pretty well. That's also good because you don't have to worry about any material rubbing off or breaking down like a silicone toy might. Also, the rigidity is good for anal play.

Color was the next thing I noticed. It was a very nice blue but it wasn't exactly like the blue that they had advertised. This was more like a cornflower blue. It might not be such a big deal to some people, but I think I would have found it more appealing to the eye if it had been the actual color that they picture had shown.

Along with the color, I noticed it's shape. It seems pretty standard for butt plug except that it has a nice ball (or spherical bulge) for it's "shaft". This gives it almost anal bead likeness. It feels good when you pull out of your ass and your hole opens and contracts to move past the bulges. I found this to be a great design for an anal plug. Also, it helps it not slip out a little bit. However, as I've stated before, the seams between the bulges aren't too deep. Why is that a necessarily a problem? Well it might not be to some people but since the seams are so shallow, it makes it harder to keep in place. I had lubed it up just lightly and slid it in. As soon as I started to tease my clit and my muscles started to contract, it slipped right out. I feel that if the seams were deeper, it might have helped stay in a little better. It would also make it feel all that much better when you pull it out or push it in because the resistance feels so good!

The small size makes it great for those not use to anal toys but for me (who has had a little experience with anal toying) it was a little small. I wish the girth was a little thicker and it was a little short. I kept wanting to push it in more because I didn't think it was in deep enough but the flared end said I was. So, maybe, for a little more experienced users, this might not be so great but for beginners, this is the number one plug I'd recommend.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Performance

What's great about this toy is that it's glass. Glass means that it's easy to clean and ungodly smooth. It also has a bulged shaft that feels good when you slide it in and out of your sphincter. It's small so you can slip it into some of the smallest purses. It might even fit in a coin purse. Since it doesn't vibrate or rotate and it's small, you can take it to work for a little relaxation during a lunch break at work. It also holds temperature well and that makes anal play a whole new ball game. The heat of the glass feels just as good as the coolness if you put it in warm or cold water. It would be good for couples that are in the beginning of exploration!
    • Discreet size
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Clean, clean, clean, clean, CLEAN!

Glass is the easiest thing to clean. Since it isn't porous, you don't have to scrub it (though it could handle it). It also isn't sensitive to the kind of cleanser or lube you use. It's small and I keep it in a small jewelry box beside my bed so it can go anywhere you'd want it to be. This is very good for people who hate having to spend five minutes to clean their toy. A good 45 seconds with soap and water is pretty much good enough for this toy.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This toy was inside a violet faux suede bag with a magenta satin lining. Both of these materials are 100% polyester so it's machine washable if you use cold water and then put it in the dryer on tumble dry low. Do not dry clean it! However, if you clean your toy after every session, there shouldn't be a problem with having to clean it. The bag, when I took it out of the shipping box, was wrapped in a plastic wrapping. It didn't come in a box with the company label or anything. In fact, there wasn't a company label ANYWHERE. There was just a sticker with a bar code and then a tag in the inside of the bag to say what the bag was made out of. Even on the toy, there aren't any labels. Why is this bad? Well, if you like the toy and want to get another from the same company, you wouldn't be able to find them except for on here!
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal

Personal comments

This toy felt so good that I reserved a place for it at my bedside! I think I'll use it every night and combine it with some toys. I came from just using this toy but I can't wait to see what it's like combining it with other toys! That'll be in the follow-up review, so be waiting!
Follow-up commentary
I still use this toy a lot. So far, it's the only good anal toy I have gotten from here, and I'm really pleased with it!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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