They call it a douche but it also doubles as an enema, and in this day and age, we all know that provides twice as many opportunities to use it. Whether you are male or female, in a straight or gay relationship, there’s a good chance that you might need to do a little inner housekeeping once in awhile. The Deluxe Douche is the simplest irrigation system I have found on the market for just this thing. It comes with both an anal and vaginal nozzles that easily screw on and off, holds water and has a flexible pouch that is easily squeezed (unlike the hard red rubber bulb syringes that take the strength of ten men to deflate.) Hmmm … ten men. But, I digress.

The Deluxe Douche’s only real competition, as far as I am concerned, are the disposable enemas and douches available in a myriad of flavors and combinations right in your local pharmacy. They work well in a pinch but they’re so small you need numerous applications to get the right amount of water volume.

Those of you who’ve just happened upon anal play as an added sexual attraction may have discovered that there’s a whole new level of hygiene to consider when you are planning to add a little butt play into the mix. Anal play can be great, but if you or your partner are a bit squeamish, or if you find yourself holding back a bit because you’re a bit concerned about what is actually happening back there, you may have realized that it’s time to explore the time-honored solution; the enema.

Some of you enema fetishists may be rolling your eyes by now, but “not all kinks are alike,” and while many anal erotics enjoy enema-play as part of the fun, others simply see it as a polite and necessary preparation. If this is the case, you may find the old-fashioned rubber enema bag or can with the long hose to be way more complicated than you had hoped. Traditional enema fetishists really enjoy the wide variety of authentic enema paraphernalia out there in the market and experimentation is all part of the fun, but if you are really just looking for a quick and easy way to freshen up and out, without a lot of “to do,” then the Deluxe Douche is for you.

It resembles a deflated football and stores easily. My only grudge with it is that it can become a little unwieldy; it might have been nicer if it were designed more curved, like a flask, so that you could easily hold it between your legs with your hands while sitting on the toilet. But, then, a girl can dream.