Back door quests are best?

Well that’s how the old saying goes anyway, inferring you are so comfortable with your friends they no longer need to knock at the front door, just come in unannounced through your back door.

However your “back door” can be somewhat different. When the Colt Anal Trainer Kit arrived, I have to admit I was a little, ok moderately, shocked by the appearance. Not that I’m opposed to anal stimulation; in fact, I’ve enjoyed my ass being played with during sex. My wife will often, to my pleasure, fuck me with her finger or a jelly dong while she sucks me off.

The packaging gives a very serious feel to the product. The deep black color and long cone shape gives the feeling this is a no-nonsense or clinical tool, along with the word trainer in this product’s name lends to the idea these are tools to reach a certain anal penetration goal. There was also a moderate smell of rubber when I opened the plastic packaging. At this point, I was not getting those tingly feelings in my crotch, much like when I look at a masturbation sleeve or when selecting a vibrator or dildo for the wife.

We, the wife and me, decided to give it a try anyway. After much foreplay with hands, fingers, and mouths, it was now time to get busy with the Colt Anal Trainer I selected the smallest size, and made sure to use plenty of lube. While on my knees and elbows, I slowly teased the spot on my dick just under the head as she slowly worked the trainer into my ass.

I relaxed and concentrated on the feelings emanating from my ass as the trainer slowly slipped in. The trainer felt pointy, almost sharp as it went in. It was not near as comfortable and pleasing as the jelly dong my wife used to fuck my ass in the past. Still, I slowly pushed back, hoping it would start to feel erotic and pleasurable.

Much to my disappointment the trainer just kept feeling hard, stiff, and pointy. I really wanted it to give me that same tingly, penetrated, full feeling the jelly dong did, but it never did.

The pros are easy clean up, with the overall quality being above average. The cons are the hard pointy tip along with the shaft being fairly stiff.

Colt’s Anal Trainer Kit is for those more experienced with anal penetration or with less sensitive asses. I would not recommend it for the beginner or for those with very sensitive anuses.

As for this guest, not the best “back door” friend for me.