This little gem of a toy is like a fantastic cross between a butt plug and a vibrator with the only downside being that it's attached to a corded control pack.

It comes in a little clamshell package that would fit right in on a shelf of novelties. The front has a picture of a couple enjoying each other, but the back has a little more information about the product, saying that it's silicone and multi-speed.

The insertable part of this is about 2 1/2" tall and 3 1/2" tall, and can be inserted vaginally or anally, or used clirotally or to tease the nipples or anywhere else. It isn't going to do much vaginally although if you choose to use it this way, the little nub that extends 1 1/2" from the base of the bulb can teas the anus. I guess nub isn't exactly the right word, because there is a base to this that extends past both sides of the base of the bulb. The bulb also has 4 little ribs that add something nice when being used.

The vibrations come from the bullet that's inside the bulb and are attached by a 30" cord to a controller pack. The pack itself is shaped sort of like a tear drop, and is pretty easy to hold in the hand at 4 1/2" long and 1 3/4" wide. There's a battery cover on the back where you insert 2 AA batteries and the vibrations are controlled near the top of the tear drop where the cord comes out via a twist dial that you can access from either side. Both sides demonstrate which way you need to twist to raise or lower the graduated vibrations. The lowest setting is fairly quiet outside of the body, although a gap between the bullet and the TPR silicone allows for some loud rattling on the highest setting. Even at the highest setting it's not that loud outside of the body, and almost impossible to hear when inserted. You should be totally fine with the door shut, especially if you're under the covers. The strength is fairly moderate, even on high, and will definitely provide the itchy fingers if you're holding on to it.

This isn't waterproof, so you'll want to be careful when cleaning. If you're using this vaginally, you can get away with a spray cleaner probably, although you can still wash it in the sink with warm soapy water, taking care to try and avoid water getting into the housing with the bullet. If you're using it anally, don't skip on the sudsy bath. No matter what, try to avoid getting the controller pack wet. Because this is partially silicone, it's not only a tiny lint magnet (not that badly, but you should still rinse it off before use), but you should also refrain from using silicone lube unless you've done a patch test to check for interactions. Waterbased lube is completely safe to use. If you're wanting to share it or go back and forth between holes, you'll want to make sure to find a way to use a condom with this, although for the price, you could easily just buy your partner their own.

This is the first vibrating thing I've ever stuck in my butt, and it was awesome. I consider myself to still be a relative noob when it comes to anal stuff, and I was able to easily get this in with no warm-up and had a blast while doing it. The little ribs felt nice going in, and it stayed in place perfectly every time I've used it. If you have it flipped with the extra nub up, you can tease the vaginal entrance, or you can insert it with the nub facing the other way so it's out of the way and allows access to the vagina. I didn't find the cord to be irritating to deal with at all, and in fact it was better than when I try to use my bullets galore vibe because with this, it stays put and I don't have to try and keep it in place. Add to all that awesomeness that I can wear it while having sex with my husband and I think the only downside I can think of is that if it came in a "manlier" color, my husband would actually try it.

I definitely recommend this one to anybody who's been thinking about it.