I found this probe to be perfectly average, to be honest. It isn't a small toy, but neither was it large enough for a somewhat experienced anal player. It wasn't completely squishy, nor was it extremely firm. This is an extremely well made, high quality toy. The probe has 5 bubbles ascending in diameter from small to large, the largest having a 4 inch circumference. The balls are quite firm, almost like one of those bouncy balls you played with as a kid, and the spaces in between are more squishy and flexible.

It was comfortable to wear around the house and could be worn under clothing if you choose to wear it out. Something that I really liked about it was the hook on the end (which doubles as a base so that it doesn't go MIA on you). The hook curved perfectly so that it teased my perineum when I wore it. It pressed there gently and made me clench my PC muscles in anticipation. It was comfortable enough to sit on the couch and get a little reading done, and the base is large enough to tell that there is something there, but not so big it makes you sore. One thing about the hook base, it sort of made me nervous. I really doubt it could go all the way in, but I'm used to flared bases and the hook is flexible, so in my mind's eye, I see the potential for a scavenger hunt.

The L'Amour premium silicone beaded probe is smooth, with little texture (but plenty of shape), so there are no rough edges or uncomfortable oddities in the form. It also has stayed free of lint and dust in the toy box, as I keep it in the plastic box it came in. If you are new to anal play, this might be a good starter toy to try. The varied ball sizes let you work your way up so that you don't get too much action and dampen your experience. If you are a more seasoned fan of anal penetration, then you might want to see if there is something bigger out there to really get you motor running. It is silicone which is a durable, soft material that can be cleaned easily. It also means that you shouldn't use a silicone based lube with it, just stick to water based lubes. Or butter (joke!). I prefer Maximus anal lube, but that's another review. Cleanup is pretty easy, just make sure you check the spaces between the bubbles well for any leftover lubes ... or other; substances.

As for my experience with my partner, it was also perfectly average. (Not his performance, the toy's). He said he liked inserting it, and that it looked hot. He also mentioned that he could feel the largest bubble putting a pleasant pressure on him as he thrust. I could feel it sitting just inside, providing a light pressure, but definitely nothing uncomfortable. I tried it alone first, and was glad I did because it can be a little messy. Unless you are into the bodily waste variety of messy, make sure you are squeaky clean all the way up, or this thing will pick up things that you might not want to share with your partner (if you are with one).

In all honesty, I think this has sifted to the bottom of the toy box, and remained there. It isn't that we don't like it, it is the fact that we don't like it enough to make it a well used accessory. I chose to follow up with the "I don't like it anymore" rating because there was no option for remaining neutral, and I guess that remaining neutral is less than liking it, so there you go. It could be better, but it could also be a lot worse, so know your anatomy and your needs and make your decision based on that. If I had it to do all over I wouldn't buy it again.