After one full year, I am still not entirely sure what to say about the Rude Boy, or whether or not I truly enjoy the product. It can be a fun addition when inserted during sex, but it is not something I would ever claim to be enjoyable. The idea of using it only sounds appealing every few months, but I generally regret that we used it when it comes time to remove the device. It immediately seems to lose every last drop of lubrication. In addition, with lube on your hands, it can be surprisingly difficult to push the small switch that turns The device on and off.

Yet I still keep the Rude Boy, and still have it in the cabinet next to my bed. For all its discomfort, it has led to a few unparalleled orgasms whose effects last for hours afterward. In addition to that, the distraction of having a long, vibrating prostate massager inserted into you always does seem to prolong sex.

Cleaning the Rude Boy is quick and easy, especially when the toy is covered in a condom (which I heartily endorse). The battery is a non-issue, when used as sparingly as I have. The biggest issue I have encountered, and as others have noted, is that it does not stay in without constant muscle contraction unless you are seated on top of it. Both of these actions can be great during intercourse, for different reasons, but of all the things in which you do not want slipping out and falling onto your bed sheets, this is very high on the list.

Overall, I believe the Rude Boy is a worthy purchase, even if I have only ever used it on rare occasions. It is cheap and, when the mood strikes, I am glad to have it close at hand.