Part of me prefers small toys. They're easy to fit, no stretching involved, and they get the job done! But they do have a few downsides, as this one does.

Thankfully, this toy is made of a smooth PVC, which means that out of the box, there's no smell! As you all know, sex toys can have a very pungent smell. I'm glad this one doesn't.

It looks a little silly, trying to be a realistic cock and a plug at the same time. Unfortunately, it also feels a little cheap. The control is connected to the toy by what looks like a simple 3.5mm stereo jack, so you may find it coming unplugged if you get a little too busy with it.

Yes, yes, Jackrabbit, but tell us how it FEELS! Well, simply put: great! The toy does feel like a slim version of a dildo, while having a slightly narrowed neck of a plug. The base is outfitted with a rather powerful suction cup, which is a first for me to experience on a plug. It's wonderful to either use it as a plug, or stick it on the wall or a floor, and just bounce on it! Add alongside that the rather powerful vibration, and you have a solid little toy.

Unfortunately, this thing does have its downsides. As I said, the control feels very flimsy, and the cord actually pushes out from just above the suction cup. It's not sealed in any way, either. Dirt, particles, water, lube, all can make their way into the hole around the cord, making this toy very difficult to clean. And it's difficult to clean as it is. The simulated ridges under the tip can be hard to scrub clean completely. Basically, I'd recommend using a condom with this toy, simply for ease of cleaning.