The aim of this product is to make a vibrating copy of your or your boyfriend's wiener. What a funny idea, my wife thought, and I went to the local store to buy one kit.

I got a box containing rubber paste, color, alginate for creating the mould and a very low end traditional vibrator. The vib is hard plastic and the casting compound is rubber. You will create your mold in the plastic packaging.

I considered the product quite expensive, but anyway, I just have one willy to clone so I just did it. I went home and started to clone my willy. I found it quite difficult. The theory is: make an imprint in alginate, fill with rubber, put a vibrator in, wait until the rubber is hard and enjoy.

After blending the alginate, you have a certain amount of time until it becomes hard. So...

The first challenge is: get a boner. In the instruction I, read to use a cock ring. So I got a boner, blended the alginate, and filled it into the cylindrical box. Now I had 90 seconds.

Unfortunately, cock rings have the opposite effect on me: my erection slowly disappeared.

The second challenge: press your hard dick into a tube with alginate.

A boner (Latin: erection) stands erect. How can you press an erect boner into a tube with fluid or semi-fluid alginate without touching the outer walls and causing the fluid to flow out? Try going to the toilet with a boner and triple the difficulty. Maybe it would work if you have a little help from your friends and/or a sex swing.

After that, you fill the casting mould with rubber paste for about one half and press the vibrator into the mold. You have to hold the vib exactly into the middle of the hole. After hardening, you pull your clone out, have a close look at it, and throw it into the garbage can. It is horribly hard, has sharp edges, and looks like a zombie prick.

Have a great night, with no nightmares!