This is a 10-pack of the most playful party straws on the planet. Who doesn't want to sip their mimosa out of a plastic black penis? Oh the fun and mischief that can be had with these things!

MATURITY...LEVEL...DROPPING...

The cocks on the end of these straws are super awesome, and with a big urethra hole it kind of makes me want a vanilla milk shake. The first thing I did with my straw was suck up water with it, then put the non penis end of the straw in my mouth, and spit the water out the business end. I almost hit the people on the couch. But the distance I got with these things is impressive!

The straws are a little bit short, but they work just fine, and are nice and wide to accommodate thick juicy drinks. I also put one through the dishwasher and it made it through just fine, even with the heated dry on. This is one sturdy set of cock-straws.

Practical uses for the straws:

-Hilarity at adult parties, like birthdays, bachelor or bridal parties, etc
-Putting up your hair in a sexy bun (the same way you'd do with pencils or chop sticks)
-Freaking out your house guests
-Squirt gun fight!
-A fancy cigarette holder like the ladies used in those old movies! (Would work best with a hand rolled cigarette.)

Think of the fun that could be had at a bachelor/bachelorette party sipping naughily named drinks? How about a Slo Comfortable Screw Up Against The Wall? Mountain Dew Me? Slippery Bald Beaver or a Buttery Nipple?

If you're not into alcohol, what about an Olson Twin? That's just a Shirley Temple but with two cherries. (That's bad. I know.)

With these straws, you can surely tell people to start sucking your dick and looking like a boss at parties. You NEED a set of these straws, even if you keep them in your glove department "just in case."

Dude! They work in hot drinks! Just thought you should know, since Hot Buttered Cum--I mean Rum season is coming!