I bought these straws for my sister's bachelorette party and they were a huge hit! When drinking from these straws you are really sucking from the head of the penis, which led to so many great photos of us sucking these mini penises!

When I got these in the mail, I was super pleased with how they looked and I could not wait to use them! These dicky sipping straws come in a pack of ten inside a plastic bag with cardboard across the top. The straws are pretty much all identical and are in a white nude color. The top 2 inches of the straw resembles a realistic penis with all the details that include a defined head, veins, and balls. I thought that the balls were a bit weirdly placed as they are very lopsided. Below the penis just looks like a regular straw that measures to be 5.5 inches. The straws measures to be a total of 7.5 inches. I thought that the height of these straws were perfect, as the penises appeared to be floating on top of our drinks. There are seams down the front and back of the straw. However, the seams are not that noticeable.

The straws worked extremely well. We used them in our homemade strawberry daiquiris and we were able to drink them up, including all the strawberry chunks through the straws. They are made of a durable plastic, stronger than your standard straw that you would get at a typical fast food restaurant. However, you would crease the straws if you were to bend them. They are reusable and easy to clean with soap and water. I would not put them in a dishwasher because they might melt.

I would totally use these straws again and would recommend others to buy them!



These are not straws that I use every time I have a drink, but I do whip them out for special occasions. They are a fun novelty item that gets people laughing. I have reused these straws several times, after I thoroughly clean them by hand with soap and water. I would totally buy more straws if they were not discontinued. However, I see that Eden has similar straws for sale now.