I bought this item to be a gag item that gets tossed around all night. I didn't even realize until my friend and I were playing with it that it's also supposed to be a masturbator. It was then that I realized what the hole in the back was actually for.

The packaging is very novelty item, but since that's what you're buying, did you really expect anything less? According to the packaging, you can 'be the biggest boy' and use this for a gigantic look and 'fun-time masturbation.' Inside the package I was pleasantly surprised to find two inflatable penises, as opposed to the one I thought I was getting. The instructions only give you directions on how to inflate your 'doll' with the pump that may not actually be included.

Lacking pump aside, it's really easy to blow up each penis manually, and takes literally, less than 10 seconds. While making your inflatable penis large and in charge isn't the problem, keeping him that way is. Air will very quickly escape from the valve before you get a chance to close it, always resulting in varying degrees of half-hardness.

I haven't been able to find what these penises are actually made of, but they resemble something you might find a pool raft to be made out of. So to clean it (if you need to) I would recommend just wiping it down with a damp cloth, using soap as necessary). It doesn't seem like it would break tremendously easily, but I wouldn't get too rough with it if you're really attached to it. 13" long including the balls, and 5" tall at the base of the balls, neither penis really looked all that, well, penis-y. It has an obvious generally phallic shape, but there's really no detail whatsoever. There's one 'section' for the head, and one for the body and balls.

Now, for how it worked as a masturbator. I have no idea. I showed my fiance and we both agreed that this was not something we felt confident stuffing his penis into. For anybody who is interested in trying, the diameter of the hole is 2 1/2" and I can easily fit all 4 of the fingers on either hand in up to the knuckles that meet the rest of my hand. If you're going to try it at all, use a condom if you're planning on finishing inside of it, because I haven't figured out a good way to clean in there, and you really don't wanna leave your spooge in that.

For how it went over in public, well my friends got a great laugh out of both of them, for about 45 seconds, then we moved on to something else. I did have one of my friends take the second one that came in the box, but I'm not all that worried. These are good for a cheap laugh, but I'm not sure I'd recommend buying them in bulk.

I have a few pictures of it after I inflated it, and this was seriously the best I could do.



And here's a shot of the hole in the base:

I've had it confirmed: that hole you're supposed to be able to f*ck, definitely doesn't work. If it's inflated enough to give you some nice pressure back, you can't get your penis in. And if you can get your penis in, it's too limp to feel good at all. But neither my friend or myself thought that it was actually functional in that aspect. This was bought because it was an inflatable penis. The friend who stole my penis's mate ended up attaching it to his shorts and wearing it out to the gay bar we frequent and it was a huge hit.

Long story short: if you're looking for a functional masturbator, look elsewhere. If you're looking for an amusing inflatable penis, this isn't horrible.