Ok, I know these are party lights, but from the first moment I saw them, I pictured them on a little Christmas tree. That's not to say that you couldn't get a few strands of them to hang up and decorate with, that's just how I planned to use them.

They come in a decently sized box, not discreet in the least bit, but again, novelty items aren't generally meant to be discreet. When you open it up, you'll see the 10 little penis shaped covers sitting in a tray, and a string of 10 lights sitting in a small section on the side of the tray. There's a little paper on safety and use for the strand of lights, but nothing about the covers.

The strand of lights is exactly like most strands of Christmas lights, only shorter, coming in at only 69" from end to end. Same bulbs, same twisted cord, and same plug with an extra plug so you can keep the strand going.

The penises are pretty much your generic penis head shape. They're made of a fairly cheap plastic and have a little hole at the bottom that you have to manually shove the light bulb through. The reason I mentioned "cheap plastic" is because out of the 10 penis covers I had to go over 10 bulbs, only 1 didn't crack along its seam. They're still together and not in any danger of falling apart, but they did crack. Each penis is about 2 1/2" tall and about 5 1/2" around, meaning that they will each stick out quite a bit if used on a little tree.

They do light up nicely. They won't light up a whole room, but they're easy to see with the lights on and still pretty obvious, which provides a nice little chuckle.

Here's a few pictures for you of them both lit and unlit on my little penis tree.

I know Eden doesn't carry these anymore, but they're still easily found on a google search for about the same price. I don't regret buying them, but I don't think I would invest in strands and strands of them. They're cute for a gag tree (doing a bachelorette party near Christmas-time?) or a bachelorette party in general.