It's called a Playful Penis squirt gun. What more can I say? It is a penis shaped squirt gun designed mainly for playful bachelorette type parties, but of course can be used for any gender/sexuality affair. The gun is made by Cal Exotics as a gag gift/novelty.

You have your choice of two colors as well (Pink or Grey), depending on your taste. If you put your mind to it, you can find other uses for the gun: Wet T-shirt contests, target shooting, flirting, squirting in your partner(s) orifice of choice, stocking stuffer or just a fun gag gift. Personally, I think it will come in handy for shooting cats off places they aren't supposed to be.

The gun itself made of semi-transparent plastic and comes in choice of Grey or Pink. It is about 7" long and 3" wide and holds about a cup of water or ____ (insert liquid of choice). The water (or other liquid) is loaded from the top with your typical squirt gun hole and plug.


The toy works as you would expect a squirt gun to work. There is not much handle to grip with, so you will only be holding onto it with a finger or two and your thumb. The shaft is shaped like a circumcised penis, sans testicles. The water shoots about 15'.

It is relatively travel friendly. Presumably, anyone who is using a penis shaped squirt gun is not planning to be secretive about it. Though it does look like a penis, it might not be glaringly obvious at first glace, but once you get a good look at the gun, you figure it out.


The packaging is a plastic bag with a cardboard hanger card that says "Girls Night Out" Playful Penis squirt gun. Obviously it is not discreet and the product is self explanatory. Perfect for a gag gift, party favor, Bachelorette festivities or any other thing your creative mind can come up with.

At $10 it's a bit pricey for a squirt gun, but it's not like you have tons of choices if your weapon of choice looks like a big penis.

No bachelorette parties here, but his works good for keeping cats off places they don't belong. It works just fine.