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Santa's Strokin' It

As a silly novelty gift, the Strokin' Santa does what it's supposed to. It's quite funny to watch Santa stroke himself, and he can be posed in several positions with his flexible legs and arms. Seven cranks of the wind-up will let Santa Stroke it for about 20 seconds, long enough to have you ho-ho-ho-ing with laughter.
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Pros
Funny, novelty gift, good for a laugh.
Cons
Overly pink face, very slim.
Rating by reviewer:
3
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Experience
This is a seriously funny toy, that had both my husband and I laughing. He was worried the kids would see it, and I figured we could put it away somewhere safe.

Our dog must have been thinking it looked yummy for some reason, since he came and snatched it off the table and ran with it. We pried it from his mouth, and Santa is relatively intact, with just a few teeth marks.
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My Strokin' santa wind up toy tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Holiday amusement
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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  • Contributor: removedacnt
    Very cute review!
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: El-Jaro
    And really, who COULDN'T use a stroking Santa...ya know?

    Good review!
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Very true Smile

    Thanks!
  • Contributor: MuffysPinguLove
    Great review, love the pictures Smile
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Thank you! Smile
  • Contributor: Owl Identified
    Yes! I was awaiting these reviews to start coming in Smile
  • Contributor: Heather Shadrick
    funny...loved it.
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Sex, Lies & Pre-Law - glad you liked it Smile
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Fyreflye - thanks!
  • Contributor: Openfire
    This is funny haha Tongue out!
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Thanks! Smile
  • Contributor: Raven
    I loved this review, and the pictures made me laugh out loud. I never knew Santa was so hung! lol
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Thanks! I never knew he was so hung either Smile
  • Contributor: Research
    What a silly thing...
  • Contributor: Sammi
    It truly is - good for a laugh, though
    Thanks for the comment!
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