Has the boss at work really been riding you? Or maybe your wife has been on you ass about everything? Do you feel like you want to tell someone to put a dick in their mouth? Well what better idea than to get them a penis whistle? That way every time they use this whistle you will laugh that you got it so you can secretly tell them to put a dick in their mouth.

I do not recommend buying this whistle just to tell your boss to put a dick in their mouth unless you have a good relationship with the boss. Do not give to anyone who is not friendly. You would not want any kind of sexual harassment suit or anything. Since this could happen if you give it to the wrong person for the wrong reason, do not really tell someone who is not friendly when you give them this whistle to stick a dick in their mouth.

This penis whistle is about two and a half inches long. This is flesh colored plastic penis with two eyes, a square hole cut out on top to help make the whistle sound, and it also has a smile on the head of the penis that is where you blow. Ha! You have to blow the penis to make it whistle. This penis is attached to a black cord that is pretty durable.

If your intention is to really use this as a whistle, this penis whistle will not work well for actual whistling. This whistle is not very loud, therefore it surely would not be the sound the gets anyone's attention. It would surely be that you have a penis wrapped around your neck and you have been blowing it. Despite the lack in sound, this penis whistle is a good idea for bachelorette parties, adult toy parties, or any other all-adult party.