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Warm heart massager
Couples erotic massage
I adore this massager and highly recommend it to anyone and everyone. It is a much needed addition to any collection.
Pros
Gets very warm to relax tense muscles, easy to use and re-use, very easy to clean.
Cons
I don't think it stays warm long enough, I have had trouble activating it once or twice.
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Published:January 03, 2022
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$4.99
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Hearts & hard-ons
Not only do the miniature hearts & hard-ons look cute, they taste good too. It doesn't take long before the bag is empty, so you'll be craving for more!
Pros
Colorful
Delicious Taste
Cons
I wish the bag was bigger and included more candy.
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Published:March 26, 2021
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$7.99
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Ducky sponge
If you're looking for a cute and quirky addition to bath time, look no further! While nothing overly exceptional, this little duck sponge is certainly still adorable and functions quite well as a sponge for cleaning yourself off.
Pros
Fun, adorable, easy to use, very discreet
Cons
Pricey from here
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Published:January 27, 2016
EdenFantasys t-shirt
A nice soft shirt that's standard quality. It may be a bit loose for some, so think about that when ordering your size. It's worth the giggles for $5.
Pros
Soft, $5 value
Cons
$5 quality
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Published:December 02, 2015
If you want something soft, colorful and well made this is a great shirt. Its strong and doesn't fade easily. Wash after was coming out just as soft and comfy as the time before.
Pros
Soft, well made, durable, doesn't fade easily
Cons
Runs a bit smaller than I originally thought
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Published:March 11, 2015
I really do like the quality and the feel of this shirt. For anyone interested in purchasing it though, be aware that it will be form-fitting. If you like loose fitting clothing like I do, try to order it in 2 or 3 sizes larger than you would normally wear.
Pros
Very soft, silky texture
Great price
Cons
Much smaller than expected
Not actually 100% pre-shrunk
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Published:September 12, 2014
I absolutely love my Eden Fantasys t-shirt, and would definitely recommend that anyone else buy an Eden shirt too. It is just too comfy.
Pros
Comfy
Cons
Runs Small
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Published:June 19, 2013
This shirt was a pretty awesome free gift! Even though it shrunk, I still wear it around the house with lounge pants. It has stayed comfortable and soft. Read my full review for detailed post-washing measurements!
Pros
Bright colors; Soft fabric; Black background
Cons
Shrinks considerably in length
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Published:May 18, 2013
Price:
$34.99
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Sweet Heart strawberry box
Sometimes ideas just don't go as planned and this was one that just didn't work. But in the end, the dog got a cute new toy!
Pros
The box was so cute.
Cons
The taste was just gross.
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Published:March 27, 2014
Clone-a-willy glow in the dark kit
The Clone a willy is a fun product, but not really worth the money spent. It is confusing and overwhelming to work with. I wouldn't go out of my way to re-do this project. And dear god, please make sure you have a place that the penis original can have this done to him without worrying about someone walking in. The middle of the kitchen is NOT a good place! Even if you personally checked and all the kids were asleep before you started.
Pros
good for couples who are separated often
smooth and easy to clean
Cons
time consuming
can be confusing
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Published:January 01, 2014
The ONLY reason I am giving it 4 stars is because it's hard to make. But this is one of the best purchases I have done.
Pros
It comes out exactly like your own and the outside is nice and soft.
Cons
You have to follow the directions to a T or you will mess it up.
Add the glow powder and stir. Stir for 2 minutes. Pour the mixture in the mold, fill to about 1 inch below the top. Use cardboard and push the vibrator in until only the cap sticks out one end. Insert into your mold. Let it go in until it hits the tube. Make sure that the battery cover is not inserted into the rubber. You must insert the vibrator to fill it. Let it set for 24 hours, check to make sure that it is fully cured. Remove from the mold, Remove the cardboard and cut any bumps off.
Pros
Exact replica, fun to make
Cons
Needed more rubber compound for larger sized men
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Published:September 04, 2012
I love the concept of this product, why wouldn't you want to clone a dick you're familiar with and already know you like. I just think the materials for this product could have been better. I recommend you give it a try and have some fun!
Pros
Relationship building
Customizable
Cons
Hard rubber
Only one Vibrator setting
Difficult to make
It's worth the money if you are tired of using random dildos that feel nothing like what your man feels like.
Pros
Fun, makes alone time much more enjoyable.
Cons
Messy, smelly, takes a while for mold to dry
Fortune cookies
Most people probably get these fortune cookies so they can give the cookies to people as a gag. Me, I got these for the box. The box is an absolute hoot! The cookies are the usual run-of-the-mill fortune cookie, albeit with a little more flavor than most cookies. Sadly, the fortunes aren't very thrilling (see full review to see which ones I got), but the box is worth it as a gag gift.
Pros
Hilarious box; cookies have more flavor than normal fortune cookies; an amusing gag gift
Cons
Fortunes a little dumb; cookies WILL get stale if you leave them for a while
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Published:August 14, 2013
If you're looking to pull off a crazy joke on your friends these might fit the bill. Well, that's only if your friends are uptight prudes. Really, adding "in bed" to your average cookies will make it much more silly than these do. Plus, they'll probably taste better and will be a whole lot cheaper. Hell, make your own instead of wasting money on these.
Pros
A good way to make prudish people blush
Cons
More like PG-13, stale tasting, only 6 in a box
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Published:April 26, 2012
These x-rated fortune cookies are a pretty good gag, especially if they are given without any indication of containing a dirty fortune. Unfortunately, EF had these for $7.99 for 6, which is a very expensive cookie. The box I received was stale and there is no indication on the box as to a production date or best by date. The phrases on the slips of paper inside the cookies aren't exactly fortunes, nor are they x-rated. They're closer to PG-13 or R-rated funny lines.
Pros
good gag
Cons
stale, very expensive, not really x-rated
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Published:March 01, 2012
The cookies are in general good in the taste, but the product of the fortune inside of the cookies are to me not worth the price of $7.99, but the fact that there are 6 normal size cookies in this is a good reason TO get this one, especially if you're having a fun girls night in with friends.
Pros
Good tasting cookies
Comes in a cute box
Cons
Cheesy fortunes in the cookies
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Published:December 14, 2011
Girls night cock-tail shooter
If you're planning a bachelorette party for someone who really likes silly, quirky items, go for it. Otherwise, it's just a waste of space.
Pros
Cute, quirky
Cons
Impractical, unlikely to be reused
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Published:August 08, 2013
These shot glasses led to tons of drunken fun at my friend's bachelorette party, and would make a great gag gift. The shot glass can lead to a memorable night with friends and is a ton of fun. Highly recommended for anyone who is looking to have a good time! It is very affordable and well worth the money. This glass will surely be used again and again!
Pros
Great size. Tons of fun. Great party/gag gift.
Cons
Must be hidden from some family members.
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Published:January 18, 2013
This is fun for the girls night out or to fill with candies to surprise someone when the smiling penis is revealed.
Pros
Neat looking
Holds you alcohol
Multiple Uses
Fun conversation piece
Cons
Wont last long
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Published:November 16, 2012
The Girls Night Cocktail Shooter by Cal Exotics is an inexpensive product that would make a great gag gift. Whether it be for the birthday girl (or guy) or a bachlorette party, the shooter cup will definitely bring smiles and laughter. The clasp secures well and the cup seems to be quite durable (I accidentally dropped it). The only thing that I didn't enjoy was undoing the clasp. Luckily, the cord is lengthy so you can just put the cord over your head and not have to deal with the tough clasp.
Pros
Inexpensive, cute gag gift, humorous, durable cup, clasp secures well, holds 2 oz.
Cons
I find the clasp extremely annoying when I'm trying to unclasp it.
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Published:November 15, 2012
The Girls Night Cocktail Shooter is my new best friend. Between the delightfully cheery pink penis hiding in the depths of the shot glass and the childish necklace cord that allows me to relive my youth just looking at it, what's not to love? I found plenty of uses for this little guy and I don't even drink!
Pros
Cute, Funny, Great gag gift, Lifelong Companion
Cons
None
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Published:November 13, 2012
Price:
$18.99
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Kama Sutra massage candle
This is a great product. Once this runs out, I will make sure to buy multiples, so I do not have to wait around for the order to come in.
Pros
easy to use
Cons
do not have any
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Published:July 14, 2013
Price:
$7.99
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LR44 batteries 12 pack
These batteries by Zero Tolerance are great. They last a long time and are an awesome price for how many you get. I'm definitely going to buy these again.
Pros
Long-lasting, Price
Cons
None
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Published:July 01, 2013
I would recommend the LR44 batteries twelve pack by Zero Tolerance to anyone wanting a good amount of batteries for a small price.
Pros
Last A Long Time
Cheap
Cons
None
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Published:August 20, 2012
3 essential items set
A lovely gift set that you can keep or give to a friend, along with some other goodies when you get the set as a freebie with an order here on Eden. Useful wipes to clean-up nice and quickly, or just for your non water-proof toys. There is a one-use cock ring that's alright and the Eden tote bag you can use to package your naughty gifts to friends and let them know where you got them from!
Pros
awesome free gift
Cons
wouldn't buy it normally though
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Published:June 21, 2013
This is yet another example of Eden's wonderful generosity with giving out free gifts. The Eden wipes, Edenfantasys vibrating ring, and the Edenfantasys tote bag make for a nice combination gift.
Pros
Free. Nice set put together.
Cons
Nothing.
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Published:June 19, 2013
Looking at it all, it makes you think of "2's company, 3's a crowd". The wipes and tote carry many uses while the ring is a one time use. There are still good uses for all three though.
Pros
Wipes, Totes
Cons
Ring
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Published:June 17, 2013
The age old eden problem of what free gift to pick has been solved with this lovely gift set from Edenfantasys.com The wipes, tote and vibe ring have been part of orders for as long as I have been on the site, but now you can pick them all up at once and add a triple threat to your next order.
Pros
Free, Chance to try everything
Cons
you get what you pay for
For a limited time, Eden is offering this set as a freebie with any purchase. As long as that is the case, I recommend this set for just about anyone. The ring leaves a lot to be desired, but it is a good place to start to see if vibrating rings are a good option for you. The bag may not be discreet, but it is sturdy and fun. The wipes are a fantastic staple that have multiple uses.
Pros
Wipes are hypoallergenic and have multiple uses
Bag is sturdy and fun
Cons
Bag isn't discreet
Ring leaves a lot to be desired
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Published:June 05, 2013
Clone-a-willy kit
I think the Clone-a-willy was worth it, we are going to buy another one so we can give it another try. I can see this helping couple build their team-working skills, while having some fun!
Pros
The fun experience!
Cons
The mold sets up very quick, directions are hard to read.
This is a product that would make a great bachelorette, bachelor, anniversary, or even birthday gift. It's unique, reasonably priced and provides a once-in-a-lifetime experience. After all, what guy wouldn't want a clone of his erect cock to put in his trophy case?
Pros
Easy to use
Very lifelike
Cons
Vibrator isn't very strong
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Published:June 17, 2013
I think this is a cute thing for a couple to do together, but the product that resulted both times was not usable. I often joke that I could use it as a hammer or a door stop. Possibly bookends, since I have two!
Pros
Fun, makes a pretty detailed clone, accommodates large penis, no strong smell, easy cleanup.
Cons
Can be messy making it, rubber is TOO HARD when it is fully set.
I liked the idea of molding or cloning my dick, but the execution in this kit was quite suboptimal. Maybe it would have been better if I took more time to clone my willy. Maybe I simply lacked skill and need more experience.
If I had the desire to do something like this again, I would not buy a kit but compose a kit with good-rated vibrating bullets and tons of alginate and silicone from Amazon.... and much time to practice.
Pros
Funny idea
may be much fun.... sometimes
Cons
Never used it
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Published:February 21, 2013
If you're in to arts and crafts (and maybe even a little BDSM), this may be the product for you!
Pros
Realistic-looking replica; Lots of laughs in the creation process
Cons
Smells like plastic; So-so vibrations; Difficult creation process
Jumbo cock-tail straw
We ended up having a battle with these the night a friend bought us some for a party we were holding. We ended up with lots of fun shooting at friends and lots of silly joy. Pretty fun for an adult party of any sort, but fits mainly for a bachelorette party.
Pros
sturdy
Cons
expensive
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Published:June 19, 2013
The Jumbo Cock-Tail Straw by Cal Exotics is a cute gag gift. It is sure to make you or your friends laugh. It's a cute purchase if you were to buy it for just one person but I'd suggest the Playful Party Straws if you're planning a party. The Jumbo Straw is too expensive to purchase for a number of people. It's humorous with the smiley face on the head of the penis and it's nice that it's reusable. It's just a bit too large for normal drinks.
Pros
large, reusable, humorous, accordion-style shaft, large diameter.
Cons
Balls hold liquid, pricey for only one straw.
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Published:January 24, 2013
While overall, the [italic|Jumbo Cocktail Straw] could be loads of fun for Girls' Night Out or any type of adult party you may have I really don't think they are worth the price. If it weren't for an assignment I probably wouldn't have gotten this due to the price. I give this 3 stars due to the bad seams and cost.
Pros
*Durable
*Fun
*Can be Used With Different Drinks
Cons
*Price
*The Amount You Get for the Price
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Published:December 01, 2012
This straw is a lot of fun and ideal for that extra touch of naughty fun! It can be too big to fit in some cups, but other than that the only downfall with this straw is that you only get one!
Pros
Fun, good for thick drinks, great for bachelorette parties.
Cons
Only comes with one straw, too big for smaller cups.
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Published:November 17, 2012
This jumbo cocktail straw is sure to leave your guests sucking down their drinks! The comical design is great for adult parties and a little creativity makes their use that much more fun! Though these are a gag item, they are quite durable and will last a long time. They are a bit expensive if you're planning on purchasing several, but they're sure to make hilarious memories that will last a lifetime!
Pros
- Fun Design
- Durable
- Great Adult Party Item
- Great For Thick Drinks
Cons
- Expensive
- Limited Use
- No Care Instructions
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Published:November 17, 2012
Eden fantasys greeting card
To be honest the only reason I got this was to make my order reach a certain amount. I was looking at it and I thought oh that is cute, but the price of this is crazy ridiculous. I could get a card in the store with more in and on it for $1.00. Even at this size, but it is cute I have a friend who is going to a wedding and I have some stuff to give to her, so I thought this be cute for her to add in the gift bag.
Pros
Quality is good
Cute for gifting
Cons
Price
No envelope
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Published:June 19, 2013
It is a nice card to give to someone with a gift, but it is kind of overpriced and does not come with an envelope.
Pros
Sturdy Cardstock
Cute Message
Cons
Overpriced
No Envelope
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Published:August 01, 2012
This is a really nice note to include with a gift from Eden, but the lack of envelope makes it a little indiscreet, and it's pretty pricey for a 4x6 piece of cardstock.
Pros
Definitely nice to include with a gift, nice quality.
Cons
No envelope, has very few uses other than with an EF item, expensive for what you're getting.
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Published:February 13, 2012
Peni pencil sharpner
The Penis Pencil Sharpener is a great sharpener, but not a great paperweight. It makes for a great gag gift at a low price.
Pros
sharpens well
funny gag gift
low price
Cons
not a paperweight
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Published:June 12, 2013
If you actually want to use this as a sharpener, don't bother getting this. It's cheap quality doesn't make it usable as an actual tool. However, if you want something cheap to throw in with party favors to make your guests giggle, it will do the trick!
Pros
- So cute!
Cons
- Very cheap and breakable.
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Published:September 29, 2012
This little guy is sure to put a smile on anyone's face! It's super cute, super funny, and works amazingly well! So if you're looking for an inexpensive gag to give to a friend or co-worker or are looking to treat yourself to something that makes you smile, don't look any further! This awesome sharpener is sure to make an impression!
Pros
- Inexpensive
- Sharpens Well
- Great Gag Gift
Cons
- Not Discreet
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Published:September 12, 2012
Small in stature and size, this little penis makes up for it when it comes to sharpening your pencils and eyeliner! Given to me by an employee, we keep this in the break room and use it almost exclusively for sharpening our pencils and grease pencils. This little guy is not greedy, he will only eat as much wood as you choose, unlike his electric counterparts who seem to eat more pencil than they leave. Gift options are fun and limitless, make someone smile today, give them a little pecker......
Pros
Funny, cute.
Works very well.
Minimal waste.
Cons
Penis shaped--not discreet.
Not a paperweight.
Plastic scratches over time.
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Published:May 18, 2012
This is the cutest lil guy that also happens to be an amazing pencil sharpener! The cute design of this pencil sharpener along with the affordable price make it a steal buy!
Pros
Adorable. Sharpens well.
Cons
Can't leave laying around just anywhere!
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Published:March 19, 2012
Price:
$25.99
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Phil Varone sex stix
Drumsticks are a unique design for vibrator. The best part is that you get two! While they may look gimmicky they do perform well. They offer pinpoint stimulation at a nice buzzy frequency. I use them for a drumming massage as well as a clitoral vibrator. I bought them on a whim, but am delighted with their effectiveness.
Pros
Adorable
Strong & Buzzy
Versatile
Cons
May be too slim for some
May be too buzzy for some
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Published:June 06, 2013
For a toy that is essentially a novelty, the Phil Varone Sex Stix really stand out. The vibrations are strong enough to satisfy and they're a unique toy which have several uses. These faux wood vibrators bring a bit of rock and roll fun to the bedroom, for both couple and solo play.
Pros
Decently strong vibrations, cute, versatile.
Cons
Not girthy, cannot be fully sanitized, may not be strong enough for some.
Price:
$4.99
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AA batteries 4pack
This is a 4 pack of Duracell brand AA batteries. The convenience of being able to get batteries in the same order as a new AA-compatible toy is fabulous!
Pros
-Convenience
-Brand name batteries
Cons
-Pricetag
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Published:June 04, 2013
I guess with batteries it comes down to the fact that I can always pop new batteries in a toy. I can’t always pop new batteries into a partner (actually I should probably never pop batteries in a person...).
Pros
they're AA, they work
Cons
not rechargeable, only 4 in a pack
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Published:January 23, 2011
Price:
$49.99
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Mystery Gift
It's no secret that you're probably going to get the pink bunny, but opening the package to that pink bunny will make your day, especially if you have a soft spot for Pepto Bismol colored animals that vibrate. It also comes with watch batteries!
Pros
Free, entertaining
Cons
Pink bunny
Pecker cookie cutter
These are so fun. They're quite large, yes, and the smallest one is the one that my wife and I have used the most. They're great for gag gifts or for giving foods as gag gifts, and they're also great for parties and easy to clean.
Pros
Who wouldn't want to taste a penis cookie? Great gag gift or for gag food items.
Cons
Huge, Plastic (Don't attempt to put these in an oven.)
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Published:April 12, 2013
Fun novelty item. If you can make delicious cookies from scratch or from a mix then why not in a penis shape? Surprise that special someone with some cock tonight!
Pros
You get penis cookies for your mouth. And these penises you can easily swallow!
Cons
Made from plastic, can feel flimsy. Wash by hand to be safe.
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Published:July 24, 2012
I like these, but they're a bit on the big side. I find that the smallest one is better suited for my needs and the others are just "there." They're not expensive, so that's not really an issue. If I were to go to a local specialty store, I'd spend just as much on the one as for all three here. Definitely going to be fun to have around.
Pros
inexpensive, large, relatively sturdy
Cons
a little too large
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Published:April 13, 2012
Adds fun to any bachelorette party or girl's night out/in. You can use these for so much more than just cookies!
Pros
Hilarious and FUN!
Cons
N/A
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Published:January 06, 2012
Have a fun time in the kitchen creating mini penises and surprise your friends with fun dessert platters. Decorate each penis a different way and bring them as gag gifts to partys!
Pros
Easy to wash, making baking fun
Cons
not extremely diverse
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Published:November 29, 2011
Heart shaped ice cubes tray
The heart-shaped ice cube tray is a whimsical little item to add a little something special to beverages. It's a little pricey for something that only holds 12 cubes, but it's a fun little addition to my freezer.
Pros
Whimiscal
Fun for parties
Cons
Only holds 12 cubes
Pricey
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Published:March 02, 2013
An adorable addition to any Valentine's day party or Bachelorette party! This great tray is a steal for $4.50, has multiple uses and who wouldn't want adorable hearts floating in their cocktail? The size might be a turn off to some, but it fits perfect in my freezer!
Pros
Price
Adorable
Multiple Uses
Cons
Size
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Published:January 18, 2013
If I had to decide if I was going buy this tray again, I probably would not. But since I already did, I'm just going to use it and make the best of it. I would buy it if they remade a better quality tray. It's a great idea, but poorly made.
Pros
Cute
Great Idea
Pink
Cons
Messy
No edge
Rating:
Published:September 13, 2012
This heart-shaped ice cube tray is too expensive of a purchase for the quality that it gives. The ice cubes won't come out easily, and if you attempt to get them out the tray feels like it'll break.
Pros
Makes fun food shapes and ice shapes
Cons
Price is too high, Tray is too hard, Ice doesn't come out
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Published:July 23, 2012
I was very excited to have owned these at the beginning and disappointed by the night's end. I would have loved to have been able to keep them, but these just aren't something you can use when broken.
Pros
Cute, makes hearts nicely.
Cons
Flimsy and breaks easily.
Rating:
Published:July 01, 2012