This will probably appear to be a very tame toy to most. And the truth is, after reading and listing the 20 possible messages for the sake of this review, it is. Almost polite even: Believe it or not, the only message that could possibly refer to anal sex is “Rear Entry” and even this could be argued to refer to doggy style.

In any case, I knew that this was likely to be a tame toy before I requested it. And while a lot of kids these days have sex at an extremely young age, if you did, you might have missed out on some of the hottest and most sensual foreplay you will ever have: the MONTHS long foreplay. Yes, the entire reason I got this toy is out of nostalgia for the days of making out for hours without having sex and wanting something so bad I could barely think of anything else. For us later bloomers: the teenage years.

Don’t get me wrong, I love sex. I’m not looking to get out of it completely! But there IS something to be said about yearning for your lover’s body and knowing you cannot let yourselves go there. Now when you’ve been in a relationship for several years, there may not be many sexual boundaries left. And that is why we’re planning on occasionally letting this toy set a completely random boundary for us. Whatever the toy says will be only as far as we can go on each other for that evening. And to be honest, I’m really looking forward to more of those little tortures in desire.

Most messages list an activity but some of the messages start with give or receive. You may want to pre-establish that the person operating the toy is the person who has to perform the activity unless otherwise indicated by the Mystery Sex Heart|Mystery sex heart - Adult game message. A completely random tip: if you do not like to receive spankings, you may want to let your partner operate the toy. ;)

Most of the suggestions aren’t very adventurous though. In fact I would have foregone messages like “Your choice” and “Their choice” completely as it seems lazy on the maker’s part not to have thought up more fun or adventurous things. Isn’t the object of the toy to make those suggestions? For more adventurous types, perhaps dices that suggest an activity, body part and location would be of more interest.