I've had these for months, just waiting until I could hang them from a Christmas tree, even if there are only 3 little ornaments in the package.

I'll start off by saying that nothing about this in general is discreet. At all. But then again, if you're ordering penis ornaments, you're probably not too worried about that either. The packaging could have been a little bit smaller, since there was a ton of room outside of the 3 ornaments on display behind the plastic bubble. There's really nothing on the back, but the front makes the announcement of it being "Dicky Xmas Ornaments". It claims that these are "guaranteed to make 'em laugh," but I think a chuckle is more realistic.

What you're getting is 3 hollow penis shaped ornaments that are actually incredible detailed. Each penis is about 2 1/4" long with the plastic hook taking the total length to 3 1/2". The hook has two little design features I noticed that will help it stay in place, although you could easily remove it to replace it with a metal hook should you so choose. There's a little bit of squish and give to each penis, but unless you're melting them or in some other way intentionally causing their destruction and demise, they should last you for years of gag trees.

I did find them to be a little difficult to put on to the mini tree I was working with, but I noticed that they were also a little difficult to remove. And honestly, I'd rather have them be a little harder to get on and not fall off on their own.

Here's a few pictures for you, one to show the detailing and one to show them on a little tree.



Overall, I was really impressed with these. I mean, for $4 I wasn't expecting much, but they're of a high enough quality that if you wanted to make a little penis tree, it would be worth the money. I don't know who besides me would really be interested in making a penis tree, but if you are, these are worthwhile ornaments to get.